{"id":807,"date":"2004-09-09T08:58:09","date_gmt":"2004-09-09T15:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/09\/on_flipflops_and_sharp_shifts\/"},"modified":"2004-09-09T08:58:09","modified_gmt":"2004-09-09T15:58:09","slug":"on_flipflops_and_sharp_shifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/09\/on_flipflops_and_sharp_shifts.html","title":{"rendered":"ON FLIP-FLOPS AND SHARP SHIFTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>How come when Kerry does it, it&#8217;s called &#8220;a flip-flop,&#8221; but when the Nincompoop in Chief<br \/>\ndoes it, it&#8217;s termed &#8220;a sharp shift from an earlier position&#8221;? How come when the ninny makes a<br \/>\nU-turn, does a back flip, lands a belly flop, or pulls his head out of his ass, it&#8217;s called crossing a<br \/>\nbridge, making a concession, embracing a new position, or acknowledging a<br \/>\nrecommendation?<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Here&#8217;s the lede on the top story, headlined <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/09\/09\/politics\/09panel.html?hp\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;Bush Now Backs Budget Powers in New Spy Post,&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> in this<br \/>\nmorning&#8217;s New York Times.<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>WASHINGTON, Sept. 8 &#8212; President Bush said on Wednesday that he<br \/>\nwanted to give a new national intelligence director &#8220;full budgetary authority,&#8221; a sharp shift from<br \/>\nan earlier position and an acquiescence to a major recommendation of the Sept. 11<br \/>\ncommission.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P>It might have read: <\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>WASHINGTON, Sept. 8 &#8212; President Bush flip-flopped on Wednesday,<br \/>\nsaying he wanted to give a new national intelligence director &#8220;full budgetary authority&#8221; in a U-turn<br \/>\nfrom his position five weeks ago when he declined to go along with a major recommendation of<br \/>\nthe Sept. 11 commission.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P>Here, in&nbsp;order of increasing timidity, are other ledes.&nbsp;On the same story,<br \/>\nheadlined <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A5295-2004Sep8.html\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;Bush Plan Draws on Advice of 9\/11<br \/>\nPanel,&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> in this morning&#8217;s Washington Post:<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>President Bush yesterday proposed giving a new national intelligence director<br \/>\nbroad powers to plan intelligence agencies&#8217; spending priorities and clandestine activities, making a<br \/>\nconcession to lawmakers moving to implement the more sweeping proposals of the Sept. 11<br \/>\ncommission.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P>It might have read:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>After dismissing the idea five weeks ago, President Bush yesterday did a back<br \/>\nflip and agreed on giving a new national intelligence director broad powers to plan intelligence<br \/>\nagencies&#8217; spending priorities and clandestine activities, while refusing to admit he was making a<br \/>\nconcession to lawmakers moving to implement the more sweeping proposals of the Sept. 11<br \/>\ncommission.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>The lede on the same story, headlined <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/la-na-terror9sep09,1,7684170.story?coll\n=la-headlines-nation\" target='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;Bush Now Backs Stronger<br \/>\nSpy Czar,&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> in this morning&#8217;s Los Angeles Times:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>WASHINGTON &#8212; President Bush, moving toward embracing a key element<br \/>\nof the Sept. 11 commission&#8217;s recommendations, said Wednesday that a new national intelligence<br \/>\ndirector should have authority over more than half of the U.S. intelligence community&#8217;s estimated<br \/>\n$40-billion annual budget.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>It might have read:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>WASHINGTON &#8212; President Bush reversed himself&nbsp;in a belly flop on a<br \/>\nkey element of the Sept. 11 commission&#8217;s recommendations, saying Wednesday that a new<br \/>\nnational intelligence director should have authority over more than half of the U.S. intelligence<br \/>\ncommunity&#8217;s estimated $40-billion annual budget.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<blockquote?WASHINGTON blockquote budget.< annual $40-billion estimated \n<p> community?s intelligence U.S. the of half than more over authority have should director national\nnew a that Wednesday saying recommendations, commission?s 11 Sept. element key on himself\nreversed and again up screwed Bush, President --><\/P><br \/>\n<P>And the lede on&nbsp;the same story, headlined <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/local\/chi-0409090274sep09,1,4734427.story?coll=ch\ni-news-hed\" target='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;Bush backs plan to give spy chief<br \/>\nbudget control,&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> in this morning&#8217;s Chicago Tribune:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>WASHINGTON &#8212; Acknowledging a key recommendation of the Sept. 11<br \/>\ncommission, President Bush urged congressional leaders Wednesday to create a national<br \/>\nintelligence director with &#8220;full budgetary authority&#8221; over much of the nation&#8217;s intelligence<br \/>\ncommunity.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>It might have read:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>WASHINGTON &#8212; Pulling his head out of his ass on a key recommendation<br \/>\nof the Sept. 11 commission, President Bush did a triple somersault belly flop when he urged<br \/>\ncongressional leaders Wednesday to create a national intelligence director with &#8220;full budgetary<br \/>\nauthority&#8221; over much of the nation&#8217;s intelligence community.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Got any <A class=inline href=\"http:\/\/www.democrats.org\/specialreports\/top10_flipflops\/\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>more euphemisms<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>?<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How come when Kerry does it, it&#8217;s called &#8220;a flip-flop,&#8221; 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