{"id":785,"date":"2004-08-28T12:14:45","date_gmt":"2004-08-28T19:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/08\/the_rummy_and_the_dummy\/"},"modified":"2004-08-28T12:14:45","modified_gmt":"2004-08-28T19:14:45","slug":"the_rummy_and_the_dummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/08\/the_rummy_and_the_dummy.html","title":{"rendered":"THE RUMMY AND THE DUMMY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>They&#8217;re two for the books. Both are in denial and cannot be believed. Either they&#8217;re born liars<br \/>\nor they&#8217;ve learned how to lie with impunity. Or, to be charitable, they&#8217;re simply ignorant of their<br \/>\nown policies and decisions.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>THE RUMMY<\/P><br \/>\n<P>After a week of news stories with these headlines about the Abu Ghraib<br \/>\ninterrogation-cum-torture scandal, <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/08\/25\/politics\/25CND-ABUS.html\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;Inquiry Faults Intelligence Unit for Abuses at Iraqi<br \/>\nPrison&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> and <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/08\/27\/politics\/27legal.html\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;Report Is Likely to Prompt Criminal Charges&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A><FONT\ncolor=#003399> <FONT color=#000000>and<\/FONT> <\/FONT><A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/08\/25\/politics\/25assess.html\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;A Trail of &#8216;Major Failures&#8217; Leads to Defense Secretary&#8217;s<br \/>\nOffice&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> and <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/08\/25\/politics\/25atext.html\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;Findings on Abu Ghraib Prison: Sadism, &#8216;Deviant Behavior&#8217; and a Failure of<br \/>\nLeadership,&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> Rummy Boy had the gall to tell two separate audiences in<br \/>\nPhoenix <A class=inline href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/08\/28\/politics\/28rumsfeld.html\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>there was no evidence that prisoners had been abused<br \/>\nduring interrogations<\/FONT><\/B><\/A><FONT color=#003399>. <\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P>The first time he &#8220;misspoke,&#8221;&nbsp;on the&nbsp;radio, his exact words were, <I>&#8220;I have not<br \/>\nseen anything thus far that says that the people abused were abused in the process of interrogating<br \/>\nthem or for interrogation purposes.&#8221;<\/I> The second time,&nbsp;at a news conference, he<br \/>\nrepeated that and added, <I>&#8220;all of the press, all of the television thus far that tried to link the<br \/>\nabused that took place to interrogation techniques in Iraq has not been demonstrated.&#8221;<\/I> (Italics<br \/>\nmine.)<\/P><br \/>\n<P>After an aide slipped him a note, Rummy Boy conceded that &#8220;two or three&#8221; cases of abuse<br \/>\nhad, in fact, been found by the Army investigation. But even his correction was a<br \/>\n&#8220;mischaracterization,&#8221; to put it politely. &#8220;In fact,&#8221; according to reporter Eric Schmitt, &#8220;the Army<br \/>\ninquiry found that 13 or 44 instances of abuse involved interrogations or the interrogation<br \/>\nprocess. The [inquiry] report itself explicitly describes the extent to which each abuse involved<br \/>\ninterrogations.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>THE DUMMY<\/P><br \/>\n<P>After news stories this week with these headlines, <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A37232-2004Aug26.html\"\ntarget='new\"'><B>&#8220;<FONT color=#003399>Administration Shifts on Global<br \/>\nWarming&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> and <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/08\/26\/science\/26climate.html\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;U.S. Report Turns Focus to Greenhouse Gases,&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> the<br \/>\nNincompoop in Chief has denied the shift, then claimed ignorance of it &#8212; <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.iht.com\/articles\/536145.html\" target='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;Ah,<br \/>\nwe did? I don&#8217;t think so&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> &#8212;&nbsp;even though <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.usgcrp.gov\/usgcrp\/Library\/ocp2004-5\/default.htm\"><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>the report is online<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>, as reporter Andrew C. Revkin points<br \/>\nout, and &#8220;is <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.usgcrp.gov\/usgcrp\/Library\/ocp2004-5\/ocp2004-5-letter.htm\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>accompanied by a letter<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> signed<br \/>\nby Mr. Bush&#8217;s secretaries of energy and commerce and his science adviser.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>The story in The New York Times characterized the report to Congress as &#8220;a striking shift in<br \/>\nthe way the Bush administration has portrayed the science of climate change &#8230; indicating that<br \/>\nemissions of carbon dioxide and other heat-trapping gases are the only likely explanation for<br \/>\nglobal warming over the last three decades.&#8221; The Washington Post was more modest, saying<br \/>\nmerely that the report &#8220;goes further than previous statements by President Bush.&#8221; <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Here &#8212; from the <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/08\/27\/politics\/campaign\/bush_excerpts.html\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>transcript of an interview<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> by<br \/>\nreporters Elisabeth Bumiller and David Sanger &#8212; is the Nincompoop in Chief conceding, finally,<br \/>\nthat maybe he doesn&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on: <\/P><br \/>\n<P><B>Ms. Bumiller:<\/B> Mr. President, why did your administration change its position on<br \/>\nwhat causes global warming?<BR><B>THE PRESIDENT:<\/B> I don&#8217;t think we<br \/>\ndid.<BR><B>Ms. Bumiller:<\/B> According to &#8212;<BR><B>THE PRESIDENT:<\/B> I don&#8217;t think<br \/>\nso, Elisabeth.<BR><B>Ms. Bumiller:<\/B> You said that it&#8217;s almost certainly carbon monoxide &#8212;<br \/>\nwhich you hadn&#8217;t said in the past, carbon dioxide.<BR><B>THE PRESIDENT:<\/B> I think that<br \/>\nwas my position during the campaign, if I&#8217;m not mistaken.<BR><STRONG>Ms. Bumiller:<br \/>\n<\/STRONG>It changed &#8212;<BR><EM>At this point the Nincompoop&#8217;s spokesman interrupts:<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re talking about the National Academy of Science report?&#8221; Ms. Bumiller replies: &#8220;Yes, yes.&#8221;<br \/>\nAs if to say, &#8220;What the hell else could we be talking about?&#8221; To which the Nincompoop&#8217;s<br \/>\nspokesman offers typical boilerplate that his boss &#8220;has done a lot in terms of climate change&#8221;<br \/>\nblahblahblah.<\/I><BR><\/EM><STRONG>THE PRESIDENT:<\/STRONG> Let me get back<br \/>\nwith you on that, because I think you might &#8212; I don&#8217;t know why you said what you just<br \/>\nsaid.<BR><STRONG>Ms. Bumiller: <\/STRONG>Well, we had a story in the paper this morning<br \/>\nsaying that you issued a report saying &#8212;<BR><STRONG>THE PRESIDENT: <\/STRONG>Oh,<br \/>\nokay, well, that&#8217;s got to be true.<BR><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Which makes everything all better, right? We know the Nincompoop in Chief doesn&#8217;t read<br \/>\nnewspapers if he can help it &#8212; or so he&#8217;s said &#8212; but short of finding out what his own policies are<br \/>\nfrom his own appointees, he ought to start having somebody read the newspapers to him. Laura<br \/>\nhas said she does, but apparently she skips the important stuff.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re two for the books. Both are in denial and cannot be believed. Either they&#8217;re born liars or they&#8217;ve learned how to lie with impunity. Or, to be charitable, they&#8217;re simply ignorant of their own policies and decisions. 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