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\nsaid. Here’s one example<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> of ridicule
\nthat tells the truth, and here’s another<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>. Some
\nmay prefer this<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> or
\noneliners, forwarded to us by Abbie Conant, who got them from Irene Stuber, co-host of
\n
\naccomplishments in office. That’s why it’s a 60-second spot.” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nby a double digit margin. The White House is so worried about this, they’re now thinking of
\nmoving up the capture of Osama Bin Laden to next month.” — Jay Leno<\/I> <\/P>
\n
\nmirrors.” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nwhen we elected him.” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\napplause and 45 times by really big words.” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nyou’re working for better off now than he was four years ago?'” — Jay
\nLeno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\ndelegates he needs to win the Democratic nomination. See, for President Bush it’s different. His
\nmagic number is only 5. That’s the number of Supreme Court judges needed to win.” — Jay
\nLeno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\narrested. This marks the first time a person has gotten into the White House unlawfully since
\nPresident Bush.” — David Letterman<\/I><\/P>
\n
\ncreated in the U.S. this year. They say they were off by roughly 2.6 million jobs.” — Jay
\nLeno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nsaid on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of
\ncourse we’re choosing a president, then he prefers judges.” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\naround searching for George Bush’s military records. They actually found some old Al Gore
\nballots.” — David Letterman<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nguys who saved their lives in Vietnam. Meanwhile, President Bush is campaigning with a guy that
\nonce took a math test for him.” — Conan O’Brien<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nNational Guard. The commanding officers can’t remember seeing Bush between May and October
\nof ’72. President Bush said, ‘Remember me? I’m the drunk guy.'” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nmeetings. This is what he said. ‘I met with unnamed people, from unspecified companies, for an
\nindeterminate amount of time, at an undisclosed location.’ Thank God he cleared that up.” —
\nJay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nreasons. It’s not easy for President Bush. He can’t just name a replacement. He would first have to
\nbe confirmed by the oil, gas and power companies.” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nrequirements for the National Guard. Big deal, we’ve got documents that prove Al Gore won the
\nelection.” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nlaunch people to Mars. You know what this means. He’s drinking again.” — David
\nLetterman<\/I><\/P>
\n
\ntroops home as soon as possible. In fact, President Bush is so upset at Spain that he is now
\nthreatening to close down the border between Spain and the U.S.” — Jay Leno<\/I><\/P>
\n
\nVice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be
\nconceived as Cheney’s friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said, ‘Yes.'” — Conan
\nO’Brien<\/I><\/P>
\n
\npublic about different states of danger. Red is the highest state of alert, and it means that Dick
\nCheney is about to eat a mozzarella stick.” — Conan O’Brien<\/I><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"