{"id":72329,"date":"2026-01-30T12:42:04","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T17:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/?p=72329"},"modified":"2026-01-31T23:02:47","modified_gmt":"2026-02-01T04:02:47","slug":"take-a-dip-please-in-nycs-east-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2026\/01\/take-a-dip-please-in-nycs-east-river.html","title":{"rendered":"<strong>Take a Dip, Please, in NYC&#8217;s East River<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Wouldn&#8217;t it be nice if Stephen Miller, Gregory Bovino, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem, J.D. Vance,<br> bigmouth Trumpscheisse, and the rest of his ilk were frozen on one of these ice floes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/East-River-iced-in-NYC-750bdr-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"749\" height=\"895\" data-attachment-id=\"72353\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/east-river-iced-in-nyc-750bdr-2\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/East-River-iced-in-NYC-750bdr-1.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"749,895\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"East River iced in NYC\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/East-River-iced-in-NYC-750bdr-1.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/East-River-iced-in-NYC-750bdr-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-72353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/East-River-iced-in-NYC-750bdr-1.jpeg 749w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/East-River-iced-in-NYC-750bdr-1-251x300.jpeg 251w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 749px) 100vw, 749px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Ice in the East River, NYC.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Wouldn&#8217;t it be nice if Stephen Miller, Gregory Bovino, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem, J.D. 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