by Jan Herman (but don’t know where from)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Romance Mathematics<\/b>
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Office Arithmetic<\/b>
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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Shopping Math<\/b>
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
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General Equations & Statistics<\/b>
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Happiness<\/b>
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Longevity<\/b>
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Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Propensity to Change<\/b>
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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Discussion Technique<\/b>
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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