{"id":638,"date":"2004-04-20T12:07:24","date_gmt":"2004-04-20T19:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/04\/thats_entertainment\/"},"modified":"2004-04-20T12:07:24","modified_gmt":"2004-04-20T19:07:24","slug":"thats_entertainment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/04\/thats_entertainment.html","title":{"rendered":"THAT&#8217;S ENTERTAINMENT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Strange to say, one of Straight Up&#8217;s most faithful readers is a raving rightwing lunatic who<br \/>\nsends nicely designed but anonymous emails telling us how great we are, except for what he<br \/>\nconsiders our raving leftwing lunacy. Because we&#8217;re so bloody fair-minded, we thought we&#8217;d give<br \/>\nhim the soapbox we keep in the corner for people like him.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>He doesn&#8217;t say exactly, but we think the message that came from him yesterday is his response<br \/>\nto our comments about the death of Iraqi civilians&nbsp;listed by&nbsp;<A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.iraqbodycount.net\/editorial_feb0704.htm\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>IRAQ BODY COUNT<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>. We&#8217;re posting&nbsp;the<br \/>\nmessage&nbsp;for its entertainment value. It also shows, if nothing else, what sane people are up<br \/>\nagainst:<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>In the two years since terrorists attacked us, President Bush has liberated two<br \/>\ncountries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran and North<br \/>\nKorea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people.<br \/>\nWe lost 600 soldiers, an average of 300 a year. Bush did all this abroad while not allowing<br \/>\nanother terrorist attack at home. Worst president in history? Come on!<br \/>\n<P>The Democrats are complaining about how long the war is taking, but&#8230; It took less time to<br \/>\ntake Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day<br \/>\noperation. We&#8217;ve been looking for evidence of chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took<br \/>\nHillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records. It took less time for the 3rd Infantry<br \/>\nDivision and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to<br \/>\ncall the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick. It took less time to take Iraq than it<br \/>\ntook to count the votes in Florida!!!! Our military and the Commander-in-Chief is GREAT! PASS<br \/>\nIT ON.<\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Makes you want to re-think reality.&nbsp;Besides, we don&#8217;t know where he got<br \/>\nthis&nbsp;business about &#8220;worst president&nbsp;in history.&#8221; We never said it. We think<br \/>\nthe&nbsp; little fucker&nbsp;doesn&#8217;t even rise&nbsp;to that standard.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strange to say, one of Straight Up&#8217;s most faithful readers is a raving rightwing lunatic who sends nicely designed but anonymous emails telling us how great we are, except for what he considers our raving leftwing lunacy. 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