{"id":6126,"date":"2013-04-12T16:02:54","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T20:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/?p=6126"},"modified":"2013-04-14T15:09:10","modified_gmt":"2013-04-14T19:09:10","slug":"a-cut-up-by-sinclair-beiles-and-annie-rooney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2013\/04\/a-cut-up-by-sinclair-beiles-and-annie-rooney.html","title":{"rendered":"<center>&#8216;Gossip Column&#8217; Cut-Up by Rooney &#038; Beiles<\/center>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>Found in a drawer 44 years later. Still funny, too. And maybe you&#8217;ll recognize the references.<\/center><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GOSSIP-COLUMN560jpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6125\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2013\/04\/a-cut-up-by-sinclair-beiles-and-annie-rooney.html\/gossip-column560jpg\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GOSSIP-COLUMN560jpg.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"560,571\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"GOSSIP COLUMN\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GOSSIP-COLUMN560jpg-294x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GOSSIP-COLUMN560jpg.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GOSSIP-COLUMN560jpg.jpg\" alt=\"&#039;GOSSIP COLUMN&#039; a cut-up by Annie Rooney and Sinclair Beiles\" width=\"560\" height=\"571\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GOSSIP-COLUMN560jpg.jpg 560w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GOSSIP-COLUMN560jpg-294x300.jpg 294w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GOSSIP-COLUMN560jpg-70x70.jpg 70w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_6135\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dinah_Shore\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6135\" data-attachment-id=\"6135\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2013\/04\/a-cut-up-by-sinclair-beiles-and-annie-rooney.html\/dinahshore140\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/DINAHSHORE140.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"140,186\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DINAHSHORE(140)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Dinah Shore&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/DINAHSHORE140.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/DINAHSHORE140.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/DINAHSHORE140.jpg\" alt=\"Dinah Shore\" width=\"140\" height=\"186\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6135\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6135\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><BR>Dinah Shore<\/p><\/div><div id=\"attachment_6136\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/George_Montgomery_(actor)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6136\" data-attachment-id=\"6136\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2013\/04\/a-cut-up-by-sinclair-beiles-and-annie-rooney.html\/georgemontgomery140\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GEORGEMONTGOMERY140.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"140,205\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"GEORGEMONTGOMERY(140)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;George Montgomery&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GEORGEMONTGOMERY140.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GEORGEMONTGOMERY140.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/GEORGEMONTGOMERY140.jpg\" alt=\"George Montgomery\" width=\"140\" height=\"205\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6136\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6136\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><br \/>George Montgomery<\/p><\/div><div id=\"attachment_6137\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shirley_MacLaine\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6137\" data-attachment-id=\"6137\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2013\/04\/a-cut-up-by-sinclair-beiles-and-annie-rooney.html\/shirleymaclaine140\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SHIRLEYMACLAINE140.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"140,207\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"SHIRLEYMACLAINE(140)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Shirley Maclaine&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SHIRLEYMACLAINE140.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SHIRLEYMACLAINE140.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SHIRLEYMACLAINE140.jpg\" alt=\"Shirley Maclaine\" width=\"140\" height=\"207\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6137\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6137\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><br \/>Shirley Maclaine<\/p><\/div><div id=\"attachment_6138\" style=\"width: 110px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Burgess_Meredith\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6138\" data-attachment-id=\"6138\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2013\/04\/a-cut-up-by-sinclair-beiles-and-annie-rooney.html\/burgessmeredith140\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BURGESSMEREDITH140-e1365796557449.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"100,125\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BURGESSMEREDITH(140)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Burgess Meredith&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BURGESSMEREDITH140-e1365796557449.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BURGESSMEREDITH140-e1365796557449.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/BURGESSMEREDITH140-e1365796557449.jpg\" alt=\"Burgess Meredith\" width=\"100\" height=\"125\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6138\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6138\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><br \/>Burgess Meredith<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n<p>Click the photos if you don&#8217;t know who they are. I almost forgot <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rover_Boys\">Dick Rover<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found in a drawer 44 years later. Still funny, too. And maybe you&#8217;ll recognize the references. Click the photos if you don&#8217;t know who they are. I almost forgot Dick Rover.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,20],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6126","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-literature","7":"category-media","8":"entry","9":"has-post-thumbnail"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-1AO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}