{"id":598,"date":"2004-03-23T09:54:15","date_gmt":"2004-03-23T17:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/03\/well_theres_one_terrible_pilot\/"},"modified":"2004-03-23T09:54:15","modified_gmt":"2004-03-23T17:54:15","slug":"well_theres_one_terrible_pilot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/03\/well_theres_one_terrible_pilot.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;WELL, THERE&#8217;S ONE TERRIBLE PILOT&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Now we know why our Maximum Leader won&#8217;t testify under oath, privately or publicly,<br \/>\nbefore the 9\/11 Commission, as <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/ALLPOLITICS\/03\/23\/911.commission\/index.html\"><B><EM><br \/>\n<FONT color=#003399>others are<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>&nbsp;doing.&nbsp;It&#8217;s not<br \/>\nbecause he wants the executive branch of the federal government&nbsp;to maintain a &#8220;separation<br \/>\nof powers&#8221; between it and a 10-member&nbsp;panel partly appointed by the Congress. It&#8217;s<br \/>\nbecause he wouldn&#8217;t know the truth if it walked up to him and said &#8220;Howdy.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>It&#8217;s because he might be asked&nbsp;about what he said was his&nbsp;immediate reaction on<br \/>\nthe morning of 9\/11 (when he was in a Florida grade school to promote his education<br \/>\nbill).&nbsp;Did he&nbsp;really say what he recalled saying? As he saw an airliner fly into the<br \/>\nWorld Trade Center tower, our&nbsp;Maximum Leader said:&nbsp;&#8220;Well, there&#8217;s one terrible<br \/>\npilot.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>It&#8217;s hard to believe, but it sounds typical of him: the callous frat-boy&#8217;s smirking<br \/>\nreaction,&nbsp;a remark so crude it testifies&nbsp;not just to his&nbsp;insenstivity but to his<br \/>\nflat-out stupidity. As reported yesterday by Wall Street Journal reporter Scot J.<br \/>\nPaltrow&nbsp;in&nbsp;a lead, front-page article (which is not online, unfortunately), here&#8217;s the<br \/>\ncomplete picture:<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>At [a] Dec. 4, 2001, town-hall meeting in Orlando, Fla., Mr. Bush said, &#8220;I was<br \/>\nsitting outside the classroom, waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower &#8212; the TV was<br \/>\nobviously on. And I used to fly myself, and I said, &#8216;Well, there&#8217;s one terrible pilot.'&#8221; Several weeks<br \/>\nlater, he said essentially the same thing at another public event in Ontario,<br \/>\nCalif.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P>Also as reported by the Journal, he couldn&#8217;t have seen what he said he saw at that moment,<br \/>\nbecause the classroom TV where he was waiting &#8220;wasn&#8217;t even plugged in, according to [the<br \/>\nschool] principal.&#8221; In fact, the president&#8217;s recollection is &#8220;just mistaken,&#8221; his spokesman now says.<br \/>\nProbably just as mistaken as his claim that he was the one who put the military on high alert,<br \/>\nfollowing the attacks when, in fact, it was four-star Air Force Gen. Richard Myers who &#8220;raced<br \/>\nback&#8221; to the Pentagon&#8217;s command center and &#8212;&nbsp;&#8220;with smoke spreading into the cavernous<br \/>\nroom&#8221; from the airliner that crashed into the Pentagon &#8212;&nbsp;&#8220;ordered the officer in charge &#8230;<br \/>\nto raise the military&#8217;s alert status to Defcon III, the highest state of readiness since the 1973<br \/>\nArab-Israeli war.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Also as reported by the Journal, White House Communications Director Dan Bartlett now<br \/>\nsays our fearless Leader was merely providing &#8220;a description that the public could understand,&#8221;<br \/>\nwhen he claimed he&#8217;d given the order, and was speaking in &#8220;broad strokes.&#8221; Tellingly, neither<br \/>\nGen. Myers nor the Pentagon would comment. Not incidentally, Bartlett is the White House point<br \/>\nman attacking the credibility of Richard Clarke, the top anti-terrorism expert who worked for our<br \/>\nLeader and has just published a devastating insider&#8217;s account of both his personal lack of<br \/>\nleadership in the war on terror and his administration&#8217;s prosecution of it.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Also as reported by the Journal, when our fearless Leader was flying around the country in<br \/>\nAir Force One on 9\/11, first to Louisiana and then to Nebraska, instead of returning to<br \/>\nWashington, it was on a fool&#8217;s mission because a rumored threat against&nbsp;the president&#8217;s<br \/>\nplane was&nbsp;false. But our fearless Assistant Maximum Leader Dick Cheney&#8217;s office is still<br \/>\nclaiming &#8220;it couldn&#8217;t rule out that a threat to Air Force One actually had been made.&#8221; Which<br \/>\nsounds just like Cheney&#8217;s familiar mantra about&nbsp;still not being able to rule<br \/>\nout&nbsp;finding&nbsp;weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Even Bartlett now admits &#8220;there<br \/>\nhadn&#8217;t been any actual threat&#8221; to Air Force One and that &#8220;word of a threat had resulted from<br \/>\nconfusion in the White House bunker.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>What an embarrassment it would be, if our fearless Maximum Leader had to fess up to all this<br \/>\nunder oath.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Meantime, the Journal&#8217;s editorial page, ran&nbsp;<A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20040314.shtml#73381\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>true to form<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> and totally contradicted the reporting<br \/>\nstaff in a lengthy editorial. It didn&#8217;t&nbsp;argue that the confusion about that day, the gaps in<br \/>\nwhat we know, and whether the attacks could have been prevented, be cleared up as soon as<br \/>\npossible, or at least by the official deadline of July 26. Instead,&nbsp;the lead editorial yesterday<br \/>\nurged the 9\/11 Commission to stall. If&nbsp;its members &#8220;really wanted to make a public<br \/>\ncontribution,&#8221; it said, &#8220;they would shut down and resume their probe after the elections.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Actually, we have a better idea. If the commission really wanted to serve the country,&nbsp;it<br \/>\nwould go on a duck-hunting trip with Cheney and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia before<br \/>\nissuing&nbsp;its conclusions. That would surely guarantee an unbiased report.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now we know why our Maximum Leader won&#8217;t testify under oath, privately or publicly, before the 9\/11 Commission, as others are&nbsp;doing.&nbsp;It&#8217;s not because he wants the executive branch of the federal government&nbsp;to maintain a &#8220;separation of powers&#8221; between it and a 10-member&nbsp;panel partly appointed by the Congress. 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