{"id":565,"date":"2004-02-15T12:40:09","date_gmt":"2004-02-15T20:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/02\/purple_prose_alert_for_preside\/"},"modified":"2004-02-15T12:40:09","modified_gmt":"2004-02-15T20:40:09","slug":"purple_prose_alert_for_preside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/02\/purple_prose_alert_for_preside.html","title":{"rendered":"PURPLE PROSE ALERT FOR PRESIDENT&#8217;S DAY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>George Butler, who is making a documentary about Sen. John Kerry, says Kerry&#8217;s thoughtful<br \/>\nyounger brother Cameron &#8220;will have <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/02\/15\/politics\/campaign\/15CAM.html\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>a very central role<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> in any Kerry administration.&#8221;<br \/>\nProvided, of course, that Kerry wins the Democratic presidential nomination and the general<br \/>\nelection. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>In honor of President&#8217;s Day, it&#8217;s time to point out that Cameron Kerry&#8217;s role will either be<br \/>\ncentral or not. It cannot be &#8220;very central.&#8221; There can be no degrees of &#8220;central,&#8221; just as there can<br \/>\nno degrees of &#8220;unique,&#8221; as in <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.wsu.edu:8080\/~brians\/errors\/unique.html\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>very unique<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Other pet language peeves? How about &#8220;kick off&#8221;? Football and soccer begin with a kick-off,<br \/>\nnot races&nbsp;and campaigns &#8212; as in <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.chron.com\/cs\/CDA\/ssistory.mpl\/nation\/2402263\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;Bush to kick off race, campaign&#8221;<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> &#8212;<br \/>\nor&nbsp;parades, speeches, protests, deals, meetings, plans, days, nights, contests, or anything<br \/>\nelse. And how about <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.bookcrossing.com\/forum\/5\/330007\"><B><EM><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;at<br \/>\nthe end of the day&#8221;<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>? Isn&#8217;t it time to bag that phrase? Or does<br \/>\neverybody who uses it really want to sound like a Hollywood jerk? (Besides, have you ever heard<br \/>\nmore <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.hot-lyrics-4all.com\/At_The_End_of_The_Day_Lyrics.html\"><B><EM><FON\nT color=#003399>insipid lyrics<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>?) <\/P><br \/>\n<P>This is not to prize narrow rules of grammar and usage above all else. The vitality of the<br \/>\nlanguage depends on change and flexibility,&nbsp;and also accuracy of expression. The author<br \/>\nNelson Algren once described his disagreement with a publisher this way: &#8220;I was adamant. He<br \/>\nwas adamanter.&#8221; That&#8217;s a violation of the rules,&nbsp;but it&#8217;s pure poetry.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Butler, who is making a documentary about Sen. John Kerry, says Kerry&#8217;s thoughtful younger brother Cameron &#8220;will have a very central role in any Kerry administration.&#8221; Provided, of course, that Kerry wins the Democratic presidential nomination and the general election. 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