{"id":563,"date":"2004-03-05T12:56:59","date_gmt":"2004-03-05T20:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/03\/osama_bin_ladens_hiding_place\/"},"modified":"2015-08-09T10:25:08","modified_gmt":"2015-08-09T14:25:08","slug":"osama_bin_ladens_hiding_place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/03\/osama_bin_ladens_hiding_place.html","title":{"rendered":"OSAMA BIN LADEN&#8217;S HIDING PLACE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>A reader writes: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know where this is from, but I thought you&#8217;d enjoy it.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=Courier>Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama<br \/>\nBin Laden because he has been hiding in a place where:<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=Courier>1. It&#8217;s easy to get in if you have the money;<BR>2. No one will recognize or remember you;<BR>3. No one will realize that you have disappeared;<BR>4. No<br \/>\none keeps any records of your comings and goings;<BR>5. You have no obligations or responsibilities.<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=Courier>The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found<br \/>\nout about the Texas Air National Guard in the first place.<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P>We not only love it, we&#8217;re certain it will not be used for political advantage in any <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.citizen.org\/pressroom\/release.cfm?ID=1656\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>Bush campaign ads<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>, unlike the <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/news\/local\/wire\/ny-bc-ny--attacks-bush-ads0304mar04,0,143901\n.story?coll=ny-ap-regional-wire\"><B><EM><FONT color=#003399>exploited 9\/11<br \/>\nattacks<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>. You can see those <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.georgewbush.com\/tvads\/\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>here<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A reader writes: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know where this is from, but I thought you&#8217;d enjoy it.&#8221; Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has been hiding in a place where: 1. It&#8217;s easy to get in if you have the money;2. No one will recognize or remember [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-563","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-95","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17158,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions\/17158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}