{"id":554,"date":"2004-03-02T01:18:12","date_gmt":"2004-03-02T09:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/03\/hang_on_to_your_hat_size\/"},"modified":"2004-03-02T01:18:12","modified_gmt":"2004-03-02T09:18:12","slug":"hang_on_to_your_hat_size","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/03\/hang_on_to_your_hat_size.html","title":{"rendered":"HANG ON TO YOUR HAT SIZE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>A friend of mine just took a drive from New York&#8217;s Adirondacks to South Carolina and back.<br \/>\nHe says one thing he noticed is that conversation in America boils down to the three &#8220;g&#8221;s &#8212; God,<br \/>\nGays and Guns. &#8220;Wherever I went that&#8217;s all people were talking about.&#8221; He also noticed that<br \/>\nAmericans are wearing small hats. While&nbsp;their clothing has gotten bigger over the years to<br \/>\naccomodate larger bodies, according to a <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/health\/diet\/articles\/0301supersize-ON.html\"><STRONG><EM><br \/>\n<FONT color=#003399>SizeUSA survey<\/FONT><\/EM><\/STRONG><\/A>, their hats appear<br \/>\nto have shrunk. &#8220;I can&#8217;t figure out why,&#8221; he says, &#8220;but I think it&#8217;s because these days the average<br \/>\nAmerican head turns out to be the size of a softball.&#8221;<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine just took a drive from New York&#8217;s Adirondacks to South Carolina and back. He says one thing he noticed is that conversation in America boils down to the three &#8220;g&#8221;s &#8212; God, Gays and Guns. &#8220;Wherever I went that&#8217;s all people were talking about.&#8221; He also noticed that Americans are wearing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-554","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-8W","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}