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\nstate trooper clocks it, pulls its over on Route 28 not far from Woodstock, N.Y., and gets a whiff
\nof that joint you were smoking. You are Art Garfunkel, pop star. Next thing you know you’re
\nbeing searched, and the trooper finds marijuana in your right pocket. Not to worry, you won’t be
\ndoing time. It’s a $100 fine, max, and you just have to mail it in. But here’s the really embarrassing
\npart,
\nnewspaper<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>:<\/EM> “State police Capt. Louis Barbaria Jr. said
\nthe trooper didn’t realize who he arrested until later, even though Garfunkel identified himself as a
\ncelebrity.”<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"