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\nterrorism in Washington<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>, the news is too depressing today. So here,
\nfor what they’re worth, are laughs from Lara. I don’t know who Lara is. She’s just a forwarding
\nagent. But I do know she has a sense of humor, even though her
\ncollection<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> of photos does not feature Janet Jackson’s right breast.<\/P>
\n
\nvoting-machine crisis (especially for Florida’s voters), suggests a design change for Air Force
\nOne, and does justice to the Maximum Leader (as well as Al Gore). On
\npage<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>, she addresses the casualties of war, the I.R.S., McDonald’s and
\n(not least but least funny) Osama bin Laden. There’s more:
\nWord<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>, a smorgasbord of “Malapropria” and “Yogi Berra-isms” for
\npunsters.<\/P>
\n
\nshould post these keywords: Janet Jackson<\/STRONG>, Janet
\nJackson’s breast<\/STRONG>, Super Bowl<\/STRONG> and
\nBlogcritics.org<\/STRONG>. So here goes: Janet Jackson’s breast is the
\nhistory. Well, the history of Janet Jackson, anyway. TiVo users couldn’t keep their eyes off that
\nSuper Bowl stunt. And for those who haven’t read enough commentary about Janet Jackson’s
\nbreast,