{"id":517,"date":"2004-02-02T09:10:49","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T17:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2004\/02\/bowling\/"},"modified":"2004-02-02T09:10:49","modified_gmt":"2004-02-02T17:10:49","slug":"bowling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2004\/02\/bowling.html","title":{"rendered":"BOWLING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>We saw Janet Jackson&#8217;s <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/delivery.gettyimages.com\/comp\/2920749.jpg?x=x&#038;dasite=MS_GINS&#038;ef=2&#038;ev=1&#038;\ndareq=E2399169AC85D6DED223C00FA32E1649E0571C5AE3291A70&#038;SSImageQuality=Full\n\"><B><EM><FONT color=#003399>breast-cum-starry-nipple<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> bared<br \/>\nby Justin Timberlake, <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/mld\/mercurynews\/sports\/7852657.htm\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>reportedly an accident<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>, then we saw a streaker. We<br \/>\nsaw the <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.denverpost.com\/Stories\/0,1413,36~122~1930042,00.html\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>Budweiser donkey<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>, the get-an-erection ads and the<br \/>\ngeriatric tug-of-war over a potato chip. We heard lots of noisy rock and crotch-grabbing rap. Did<br \/>\nwe see &#8220;Child&#8217;s Pay,&#8221; <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20040125.shtml#68023\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>the moveon.org ad<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>? Nope. Did we hear Willie<br \/>\nNelson&#8217;s war-protest song, <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20040104.shtml#65693\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;Whatever Happened to Peace on Earth&#8221;<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>? Nope. Did<br \/>\nwe hear somebody say, CBS sucks? Yup.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We saw Janet Jackson&#8217;s breast-cum-starry-nipple bared by Justin Timberlake, reportedly an accident, then we saw a streaker. We saw the Budweiser donkey, the get-an-erection ads and the geriatric tug-of-war over a potato chip. We heard lots of noisy rock and crotch-grabbing rap. Did we see &#8220;Child&#8217;s Pay,&#8221; the moveon.org ad? Nope. Did we hear Willie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-517","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sbvgEs-bowling","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}