{"id":501,"date":"2003-12-19T10:46:08","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T18:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2003\/12\/purple_prose_alert_3\/"},"modified":"2003-12-19T10:46:08","modified_gmt":"2003-12-19T18:46:08","slug":"purple_prose_alert_3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2003\/12\/purple_prose_alert_3.html","title":{"rendered":"PURPLE PROSE ALERT #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Reuters continued its <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20031214.shtml#63649\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>winning ways<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> this morning with a fine <B><A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=3JKJSKNQUQTOSCRBAEOCFFA?\ntype=peopleNews&#038;storyID=4016767\"><B><EM><FONT color=#003399>news lede that<br \/>\nspeaks volumes<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A><\/B> about the mood of the nation, maybe even the<br \/>\ndecline of the West: &#8220;President Bush may have defeated Saddam Hussein, but he lost to the<br \/>\nsocialite Paris Hilton in the television ratings on Tuesday night.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>That was the&nbsp;night the 22-year-old heiress played at working on an<br \/>\nArkansas&nbsp;farm in Fox&#8217;s &#8220;The Simple Life,&#8221; while our Maximum Leader retorted, <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A13783-2003Dec18.html\"><STRONG><br \/>\n<EM><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;So what&#8217;s the<br \/>\ndifference?&#8221;<\/FONT><\/EM><\/STRONG><\/A><FONT\ncolor=#000000>&nbsp;when&nbsp;pressed by ABC&#8217;s Diane Sawyer to&nbsp;justify his claim<br \/>\nthat&nbsp;Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction&nbsp;on the strength of<br \/>\nevidence&nbsp;that Saddam had&nbsp;the intention (but not the capability) of acquiring<br \/>\nthem.<\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Meantime, the&nbsp;front page of this week&#8217;s New York Observer provided&nbsp;excellent<br \/>\nexamples of a good lede and a lousy lede. Here&#8217;s the good one:<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>Eight months away from the Republican National Convention, party officials<br \/>\nalready know that President George W. Bush&#8217;s head will be 21 feet and six inches off the floor of<br \/>\nMadison Square Garden.<br \/>\n<P>The President&#8217;s head, portrayed by a small yellow helium balloon, was greeted with great joy<br \/>\nby television producers and technicians, who took their sitings from the skyboxes during a &#8220;media<br \/>\nwalk-through&#8221; of the convention site &#8230;<BR><A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.observer.com\/pages\/frontpage2.asp\"><B><EM><FONT color=#003399>&#8212;<br \/>\nBen Smith<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> <\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>And here&#8217;s the lousy one:<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>It&#8217;s the Night of the Big Defeat, Election Night 1972, at McGovern campaign<br \/>\nheadquarters in the Holiday Inn in Sioux Falls, S.D., and after drinking a little too much, I decide<br \/>\nit&#8217;s necessary for me to put in a call to Alf Landon in Kansas. 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