{"id":492,"date":"2003-12-19T10:31:48","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T18:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2003\/12\/mail_call\/"},"modified":"2003-12-19T10:31:48","modified_gmt":"2003-12-19T18:31:48","slug":"mail_call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2003\/12\/mail_call.html","title":{"rendered":"MAIL CALL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Nothing draws mail like a <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20031214.shtml#63748\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>dismissal of pro wrestling<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> as a form of artistic<br \/>\nexpression or a criticism of Wal-Mart. A reader writes: <\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>Jan, Jan, Jan &#8212; How can someone as bright as you fail to appreciate the<br \/>\ncultural significance of professional wrestling? This head-in-the-sand attitude is what allowed<br \/>\nBush to be elected president. People didn&#8217;t take him seriously, thought he was too damn stupid to<br \/>\nbe elected and then the next thing we know, we&#8217;ve got John Ashcroft and the Patriot Act and<br \/>\ndisappearing WMD&#8217;s.<br \/>\n<P>Vince McMahon, (President of World Wrestling Federation), says of his bouts, and I will<br \/>\nparaphrase here because I don&#8217;t have the quote in front of me, that he doesn&#8217;t stage sporting<br \/>\nevents, he makes movies.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Professional wrestling is all about the story line. The characters develop over time, sort of like<br \/>\na novel, (but with very large characters who wear odd costumes). Professional wrestling<br \/>\npresentations explore relationships, choices and consequences, sort of like Hamlet but louder and<br \/>\ncruder.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Professional wrestling is most like a soap opera. The plots are no more outlandish than those<br \/>\nfound in All My Children or General Hospital. The characters no less believable.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Can you watch a wide receiver for New Orleans make a cell phone call from the end zone<br \/>\nafter a touchdown and find no comparison in professional wrestling?<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Quick &#8230; Why do you like Green Bay&#8217;s Brett Favre? Isn&#8217;t it because he is everyman and<br \/>\nbecause he plays hurt and because he has heart? What about Mick, &#8220;Mankind,&#8221; Foley? He is<br \/>\neveryman, it&#8217;s part of his name. Nobody takes more lumps or wrestles hurt more frequently than<br \/>\nMick Foley.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Is &#8220;The Rock&#8221; really that different from the Dolphin&#8217;s middle linebacker Zack Thomas? The<br \/>\nRock played middle linebacker at the University of Miami back in the mid &#8217;90s until he blew out<br \/>\nhis knee. Would you contend that NBA all-star Dennis Rodman had no comparable character<br \/>\nwithin the world of professional wrestling? Jesse, &#8220;the Body,&#8221; Ventura was elected governor of<br \/>\nMinnesota. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Please understand that I do not care for, nor do I habitually watch, professional wrestling. I<br \/>\ndo not care for, nor do I habitually watch football or basketball or baseball or hockey. I do<br \/>\nbelieve, however, that Vince McMahon understands the appeal of &#8220;sporting events.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>People watch these events who haven&#8217;t a clue about the details of the play. They watch to see<br \/>\nthe spectacle, the cheerleaders and the occasional injury. McMahon simply distills the experience<br \/>\nand gives it to the viewer without the distraction of balls or cars and calls it &#8220;sports<br \/>\nentertainment.&#8221; It is the wave of the future and it must be understood.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Do you remember the XFL? Its fundamental concept was not wrong, it was merely ahead of<br \/>\nits time. Launched in conjunction with the NFL rather than in competition, the idea will fly. You<br \/>\nwill see the basic concepts of the XFL, (sexier cheerleaders, no fair catch, rules that encourage<br \/>\nhard hits and big yardage gains), again.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Muhammad Ali understood the appeal of professional wrestling. He patterned himself after a<br \/>\npro wrestler named &#8220;Gorgeous George.&#8221; So did Dusty, &#8220;The American Dream,&#8221; Rhodes, Jake,<br \/>\n&#8220;The Snake,&#8221; Roberts, and every professional boxer in the last 30 years.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Why is this important? Because low art displaces high art and sponsorship follows the<br \/>\ndemographics. Does ChevronTexaco&#8217;s abandonment of the radio broadcasts of the Metropolitan<br \/>\nOpera open the door for them to sponsor Smack Down? Stranger things have happened. When<br \/>\nmovies were first released, they were crude and were considered low-brow entertainment.<br \/>\nEducated people preferred &#8220;the theatuh.&#8221; <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Eventually, economics prevailed and movies became more literate. More important, however,<br \/>\nis the fact that the theater changed as well. Plays became more like the movies with which they<br \/>\nwere forced to compete for dollars. The film industry recognized the tastes and needs of the<br \/>\ncommon man and presented a product to appeal to those tastes and needs. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>The theater was forced to change and to become more like the movies in order to remain<br \/>\nrelevant, not to mention economically viable.<\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Here&#8217;s a <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.ohio.com\/mld\/kansascity\/business\/7507773.htm\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>reasoned objection<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> to <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20031214.shtml#63748\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>criticizing of Wal-Mart<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>, but no such luck from this<br \/>\nreader, who writes: <\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>Wal-Mart doesn&#8217;t use union workers or pay a living wage? How many similar<br \/>\nemployers do? Does K-Mart? Target? Do regional and national grocery store chains? And hasn&#8217;t<br \/>\nMcDonalds&#8217; caused a lot of family owned restaurants to close?<br \/>\n<P>The real reason why you and your lefty pals hate Wal-Mart is that they are run by a<br \/>\nconservative, politically active family and that the Waltons OCCASSIONALLY allow their<br \/>\nconservative beliefs to influence how they run their company. So Wal-Mart sells GUNS and<br \/>\nBULLETS and DOESN&#8217;T SELL MAXIM! THE HORROR! So people who want to legally own<br \/>\nguns shouldn&#8217;t be sold them, but parents who don&#8217;t want their 11-year-old boys (or girls) to look<br \/>\nat semi-nude women while they are in the checkout line should be forced to?<\/P><br \/>\n<P>The left does not care about small town economies because you sneer at them as rubes and<br \/>\nrednecks. That is reflected in the &#8220;entertainment&#8221; that Hollywood is putting out these days. &#8220;Sling<br \/>\nBlade?&#8221; &#8220;The Gift?&#8221; &#8220;A Simple Plan?&#8221; &#8220;Monster&#8217;s Ball?&#8221; Basically any Billy Bob Thornton<br \/>\nmovie?<\/P><br \/>\n<P>The New York Times (your house organ) not long ago ran an editorial that asked that why<br \/>\ncan&#8217;t small town America just DIE already, and it routinely rails against farm subsidies, as if that<br \/>\nwouldn&#8217;t hurt small town economies.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Remember the &#8220;welfare farmer&#8221; refrain that even Garry Trudeau started running in his scripts?<br \/>\nWondering why are we sending all that money to Iowa for ethanol when it could pay for childcare<br \/>\nand job training for thousands of urban teen mothers, eh? Not that I am against child care and job<br \/>\ntraining, I just hate the hypocrisy.<\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Phew!! As Elmer Fudd once said to Bugs Bunny: &#8220;Golly, Mr. Wabbit. I hope I didn&#8217;t hurt ya<br \/>\ntoo much when I killed ya.&#8221;<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing draws mail like a dismissal of pro wrestling as a form of artistic expression or a criticism of Wal-Mart. A reader writes: Jan, Jan, Jan &#8212; How can someone as bright as you fail to appreciate the cultural significance of professional wrestling? This head-in-the-sand attitude is what allowed Bush to be elected president. 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