{"id":465,"date":"2003-12-02T09:22:14","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T17:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2003\/12\/just_so_we_dont_forget\/"},"modified":"2003-12-02T09:22:14","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T17:22:14","slug":"just_so_we_dont_forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2003\/12\/just_so_we_dont_forget.html","title":{"rendered":"JUST SO WE DON&#8217;T FORGET"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>It yesterday&#8217;s news, I know, but worth a reminder: Donald Rumsfeld won <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/WORLD\/europe\/12\/01\/rumsfeld.english.reut\/index.html\"><B><\nEM><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;Foot in Mouth&#8221; honors<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> from Britain&#8217;s<br \/>\n<A href=\"http:\/\/www.plainenglish.co.uk\/\"><B><EM><FONT color=#003399>Plain English<br \/>\nCampaign<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> for most baffling comment by a public figure, defeating Der<br \/>\nGrope for the booby prize.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>In case you don&#8217;t recall, here&#8217;s Rumsfeld&#8217;s winning remark: &#8220;Reports that say something hasn&#8217;t<br \/>\nhappened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are<br \/>\nthings we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know<br \/>\nthere are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns &#8212; the ones we<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t know we don&#8217;t know.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Got it? And here&#8217;s what Der Grope said, for second place: &#8220;I think that gay marriage is<br \/>\nsomething that should be between a man and a woman.&#8221;<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It yesterday&#8217;s news, I know, but worth a reminder: Donald Rumsfeld won < EM>&#8220;Foot in Mouth&#8221; honors from Britain&#8217;s Plain English Campaign for most baffling comment by a public figure, defeating Der Grope for the booby prize. In case you don&#8217;t recall, here&#8217;s Rumsfeld&#8217;s winning remark: &#8220;Reports that say something hasn&#8217;t happened are always interesting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-465","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-7v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}