{"id":439,"date":"2003-10-27T12:10:13","date_gmt":"2003-10-27T20:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2003\/10\/the_molly_ivins_touch\/"},"modified":"2003-10-27T12:10:13","modified_gmt":"2003-10-27T20:10:13","slug":"the_molly_ivins_touch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2003\/10\/the_molly_ivins_touch.html","title":{"rendered":"THE MOLLY IVINS TOUCH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Nothing like a combination of nitrous oxide and Stan Getz to get the week off to a relaxing<br \/>\nstart, even if it had to begin this morning in the dentist&#8217;s chair. Anyway, getting back to reality<br \/>\n&#8230;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>It&#8217;s well known that Molly Ivins has the president&#8217;s number. The current issue of <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/\"><B><EM><FONT color=#003399>Mother<br \/>\nJones<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> reminds us with her latest piece, which is not online yet. But it&#8217;s<br \/>\ntoo good to recommend without giving a substantial taste of her wisdom. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Ivins has known Bush slightly since high school and has &#8220;studied him closely as [Texas]<br \/>\ngovernor,&#8221; she writes. &#8220;What we have here is a man shaped by three intertwining strands of Texas<br \/>\nculture, combined with huge blinkers of class. The three Texas themes are religiosity,<br \/>\nanti-intellectualism and machismo.&#8221;<\/P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>Let&#8217;s assume the religiosity is genuine: no one is in a position to know<br \/>\notherwise. &#8230; The anti-intellectualism is also authentic. This is a grudge Bush has carried at least<br \/>\nsince his college days when he felt looked down on as a frat boy by more cerebral types. Despite<br \/>\nhis pedigree and prep schools, he ran into Eastern stereotypes of Texans at Yale, a common<br \/>\nexperience at Ivy Schools at that time. &#8230;<br \/>\n<P>The machismo is what I suspect is fake. Bush is just another upper-class white boy trying to<br \/>\nprove he&#8217;s tough. The minute he is questioned, he becomes testy and defensive. That&#8217;s one reason<br \/>\nthey won&#8217;t let him hold many press conferences.<\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>One of the savviest writers around, Ivins can also be one of the funniest. Witness her current<br \/>\nbest seller <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0375507523\/qid=1067273274\/sr=1-2\/ref=\nsr_1_2\/103-3798977-4556652?v=glance&#038;s=books\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;Bushwacked&#8221;<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> and the previous one, <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0375757147\/qid=1067273274\/sr=1-1\/ref=\nsr_1_1\/103-3798977-4556652?v=glance&#038;s=books\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;Shrub&#8221;<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> (both co-written with Lou Dubose). But<br \/>\nIvins doesn&#8217;t offer sparkling gems of wit in the Mother Jones piece because she doesn&#8217;t need to.<br \/>\nThe straight dope is striking enough. What she provides is a clear appreciation of the president&#8217;s<br \/>\ncharacter and personal history. If we&#8217;ve heard the tale of Bush&#8217;s privileged background before<br \/>\nfrom others, no matter. Ivins tells it best:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Jim Hightower&#8217;s great line about Bush, &#8220;Born on third and thinks he hit a<br \/>\ntriple,&#8221; is still painfully true. Bush simply never acknowledged that not only was he born with a<br \/>\nsilver spoon in his mouth &#8212; he&#8217;s been eating off it ever since. The reason there is no noblesse<br \/>\noblige about Dubya is because he doesn&#8217;t admit to himself or anyone else that he owes his entire<br \/>\nlife to being named George W. Bush. He didn&#8217;t just get a head start by being his father&#8217;s son &#8212; it<br \/>\nremained the single most salient fact about him for most of his life. He got into Andover as a<br \/>\nlegacy. He got into Yale as a legacy. He got into Harvard Business School as a courtesy (he was<br \/>\nturned down by the University of Texas Law School). He got into the Air National Guard &#8212; and<br \/>\nsat out Vietnam &#8212; through Daddy&#8217;s influence. &#8230; Bush was set up in the oil business by friends of<br \/>\nhis father. He went broke and was bailed out by friends of his father. He went broke again and<br \/>\nwas bailed out again by friends of his father; he went broke yet again and was bailed out by some<br \/>\nfellow Yalies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/P><br \/>\n<P>No second acts in American life? I&#8217;m ready for more laughing gas.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing like a combination of nitrous oxide and Stan Getz to get the week off to a relaxing start, even if it had to begin this morning in the dentist&#8217;s chair. Anyway, getting back to reality &#8230; It&#8217;s well known that Molly Ivins has the president&#8217;s number. 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