{"id":42036,"date":"2020-09-30T11:24:10","date_gmt":"2020-09-30T15:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/?p=42036"},"modified":"2020-10-02T16:17:28","modified_gmt":"2020-10-02T20:17:28","slug":"last-nights-shitshow-debate-reminded-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2020\/09\/last-nights-shitshow-debate-reminded-me.html","title":{"rendered":"<strong>Last Night&#8217;s Shitshow &#8216;Debate&#8217; Reminded Me . . .<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>. . . of sonnet <em>xlviii<\/em> in <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/1796235547\">Your Obituary Is Waiting<\/a><\/em> . . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\"><em>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/em> <em><strong>xlviii<\/strong><\/em><\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>&nbsp; America\u2019s top shitholer goes\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; whole hog at the public trough,\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and never mind the rest of us,\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; because that is the hog\u2019s nature.\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A silly grin when he licks his lips,\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; a scowl like a lout\u2019s mustache\u2014\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the toadstool dick, the hellish\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; grunts, the squeals, the bogus\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; outrage of the ring, all are brazen\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; matches for his silly pompadour.\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We crowned him circus king,\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; our technicolor conman\u2014\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; we shamed ourselves\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; enabling such a shameless thing.&nbsp; <\/strong><\/pre>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-heading\"><strong><em>&#8216;We crowned him circus king \/ our technicolor conman&#8217;<\/em><\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"42053\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/mr-angry-at-the-debate\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ANGRY-at-the-debate.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"663,933\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"MR ANGRY at the debate\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ANGRY-at-the-debate-213x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ANGRY-at-the-debate.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ANGRY-at-the-debate.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42053\" width=\"227\" height=\"321\"\/><figcaption><em>Nasty<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"42052\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/mr-zero-at-the-debate\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ZERO-at-the-debate-.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"663,932\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"MR ZERO at the debate\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ZERO-at-the-debate--213x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ZERO-at-the-debate-.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ZERO-at-the-debate-.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42052\" width=\"230\" height=\"322\"\/><figcaption><em>Angry<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"42050\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/mr-silly-at-the-debate\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-SILLY-at-the-debate.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"663,933\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"MR SILLY at the debate\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-SILLY-at-the-debate-213x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-SILLY-at-the-debate.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-SILLY-at-the-debate.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-42050\" width=\"231\" height=\"324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-SILLY-at-the-debate.jpg 663w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-SILLY-at-the-debate-213x300.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/><figcaption><em>Dopey<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>of a sonnet that appeared in &#8216;Your Obituary Is Waiting,&#8217;s . . . Here it is, with apologies to circus folks. And here he is &#8230; nasty, angry, and dopey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":42053,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,4,20,23,17],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-42036","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-literature","8":"category-main","9":"category-media","10":"category-news","11":"category-political-culture","12":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MR-ANGRY-at-the-debate.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-aW0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42036"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42079,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42036\/revisions\/42079"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}