{"id":409,"date":"2003-10-21T11:03:27","date_gmt":"2003-10-21T18:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2003\/10\/striking_the_gong\/"},"modified":"2003-10-21T11:03:27","modified_gmt":"2003-10-21T18:03:27","slug":"striking_the_gong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2003\/10\/striking_the_gong.html","title":{"rendered":"STRIKING THE GONG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>As a recovering workaholic I took an unannounced day off yesterday. I&#8217;m also unprepared<br \/>\ntoday. If the world were right side up, it would matter. But it&#8217;s not. So I&#8217;m relying on my old<br \/>\nfriend Skeets Gallagher to bring me around, and he&#8217;s no model of efficiency. Skeets is still<br \/>\ncatching up with last week&#8217;s Hollywood issue of The New Yorker.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>&#8220;Just tackled David Denby&#8217;s piece on Pauline Kael,&#8221; he says. &#8220;Sad. The guy exchanged his<br \/>\nchops for the fickle approval of a better writer, and he&#8217;s haunted. Some guys think Noel Coward<br \/>\nwas joking when he remarked that &#8216;certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.&#8217; If the<br \/>\nold darling were around today, he might have said &#8216;certain men, too,&#8217; and added &#8216;lobotomized.&#8217;<br \/>\nSubmit or suffer being like everybody else!&#8221; <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Meantime, Skeets hopes we&#8217;re all catching <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/g2\/story\/0,3604,907537,00.html\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>Lewis Lapham<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A>&#8216;s editorials in Harper&#8217;s Magazine.<br \/>\n&#8220;Lapham is possibly the sanest man ever to emerge from a gated community,&#8221; Skeets says. I wish<br \/>\nI could offer some samples of Lapham&#8217;s editorials, but I can&#8217;t find them online. Instead I<br \/>\nrecommend one of his essays, <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.harpers.org\/online\/the_road_to_babylon\/?pg=1\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;The Road to Babylon,&#8221;<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> which bears out Skeets&#8217;s<br \/>\nopinion, and his most recent book, <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/1565848462\/\/qid=1066749785\/sr=2-1\/ref=\nsr_2_1\/103-3798977-4556652?v=glance&#038;s=books&#038;vi=reviews\"><B><EM><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;30 Satires.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/EM><\/B><\/A> <\/P><br \/>\n<P>Also, in an entertaining but equally enlightening mode, here&#8217;s <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/mp\/play.php?reposid=\/multimedia\/tds\/celeb\/celeb_7155.ht\nml\"><B><FONT color=#003399><EM>Lapham being interviewed by Jon<br \/>\nStewart<\/EM><\/FONT><\/B><\/A> a couple of months ago on &#8220;The Daily Show.&#8221; <EM>(Beware<br \/>\nthe pre-interview movie trailer. Arrghhh!)<\/EM> Pushed for political definitions, Lapham equates<br \/>\n&#8220;dyed-in-the-wool liberals&#8221; with &#8220;true conservatives&#8221; and &#8220;compassionate conservatives&#8221; with<br \/>\n&#8220;radical nationalists&#8221; aka &#8220;utopian anarchists.&#8221; Makes sense to me.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a recovering workaholic I took an unannounced day off yesterday. I&#8217;m also unprepared today. If the world were right side up, it would matter. But it&#8217;s not. So I&#8217;m relying on my old friend Skeets Gallagher to bring me around, and he&#8217;s no model of efficiency. 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