{"id":37784,"date":"2020-01-12T17:56:48","date_gmt":"2020-01-12T22:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/?p=37784"},"modified":"2020-01-13T09:32:45","modified_gmt":"2020-01-13T14:32:45","slug":"if-this-was-an-actual-real-time-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2020\/01\/if-this-was-an-actual-real-time-photo.html","title":{"rendered":"If This Was an Actual Real-Time Photo . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">. . . which it was . . .<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"811\" data-attachment-id=\"37783\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/angel-headed-el-presidente\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ANGEL-HEADED-el-presidente.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1115,883\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ANGEL-HEADED: president-with-wings-coming-out-of-his-ears.\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ANGEL-HEADED-el-presidente-300x238.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ANGEL-HEADED-el-presidente-1024x811.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ANGEL-HEADED-el-presidente-1024x811.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37783\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ANGEL-HEADED-el-presidente-1024x811.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ANGEL-HEADED-el-presidente-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ANGEL-HEADED-el-presidente-768x608.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ANGEL-HEADED-el-presidente.jpg 1115w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Generalissimo president of the Banana Republican U.S. of Trumpistan.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"37810\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/screen-shot-2020-01-12-at-7-54-06-pm-2\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-shot-2020-01-12-at-7.54.06-PM.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"459,612\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Bottom in &amp;#8216;Midsummer NIght&amp;#8217;s Dream&amp;#8217; (played by Kevin Klein)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-shot-2020-01-12-at-7.54.06-PM-225x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-shot-2020-01-12-at-7.54.06-PM.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-shot-2020-01-12-at-7.54.06-PM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37810\" width=\"204\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-shot-2020-01-12-at-7.54.06-PM.jpg 459w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-shot-2020-01-12-at-7.54.06-PM-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><figcaption>Bottom (Kevin Klein) <br>in &#8216;Midsummer Night&#8217;s Dream&#8217;<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">. . . you have to wonder, what floor can I get out? 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