{"id":377,"date":"2003-09-25T10:45:13","date_gmt":"2003-09-25T17:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2003\/09\/matching_twits\/"},"modified":"2003-09-25T10:45:13","modified_gmt":"2003-09-25T17:45:13","slug":"matching_twits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2003\/09\/matching_twits.html","title":{"rendered":"MATCHING TWITS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Unlike 85,000 of my fellow New Yorkers, I stayed home last night to watch television instead<br \/>\nof going to Central Park for the&nbsp;<A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A62371-2003Sep25.html\"><FONT\ncolor=#003399><EM><STRONG>free concert&nbsp;by the Dave Mathews<br \/>\nBand<\/STRONG><\/EM><\/FONT><\/A>&nbsp;(scroll down for a <EM><STRONG><A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.newsday.com\/entertainment\/ny-dmb0924,0,6192411.story?coll=ny-entertainme\nnt-headlines\"><FONT color=#003399>video clip<\/FONT><\/A><\/STRONG><\/EM>). I also<br \/>\nmissed the live Webcast of the concert (here&#8217;s <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/nancies.org\/tour\/reviews\/20030924\/\"><EM><STRONG><FONT\ncolor=#003399>the setlist<\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/EM><\/A>), because I was busy clicking<br \/>\nbetween the season premiere of <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/The_West_Wing\/index.html\"><EM><STRONG><FONT\ncolor=#003399>&#8220;The West Wing&#8221;<\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/EM><\/A> and the debate among five<br \/>\nof the candidates for governor in the California recall election, (here&#8217;s&nbsp;a <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-srv\/mmedia\/msnbc\/ms092403-10v.htm\"><FONT\ncolor=#003399><EM><STRONG>video clip<\/STRONG><\/EM><\/FONT><\/A>). That<br \/>\nwas&nbsp;followed by so-called political analysis. <\/P><br \/>\n<P>The most insightful remark in the matching of twits&nbsp;came from the debate&#8217;s moderator<br \/>\n&#8212; &#8220;Ladies and gentlemen, this is not Comedy Central&#8221; &#8212; as he&nbsp;tried&nbsp;and<br \/>\nfailed&nbsp;to put a halt to one more of the many practiced quips that dropped like marbles from<br \/>\nArnold Schwarzenegger&#8217;s <EM>mittle-european<\/EM> lips. The biggest disappointment was the<br \/>\nabsence of John Goodman, who made his debut on &#8220;The West Wing&#8221; as the conservative<br \/>\nRepublican speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives who has temporarily replaced President<br \/>\nJosiah Bartlett. Goodman would have lent&nbsp;true executive presence to the debate, given<br \/>\nwhat even an unhappy Bartlett staffer conceded was his &#8220;presidential&#8221; aura.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>But for avoiding direct answers to specific questions and for talking past, over&nbsp;and<br \/>\nunder each other, the candidates were no match for the political commentators on MSNBC who<br \/>\nfollowed the debate with a squawking contest that sounded like the&nbsp;birdhouse at the Bronx<br \/>\nZoo. Led by blond bombshell Chris Matthews, the &#8220;analysis&#8221; featured two ex-governors &#8212; a<br \/>\nred-shirted baldie, Jesse Ventura, of Minnesota, and a sun-burned baldie, Jerry Brown, of<br \/>\nCalifornia &#8212; along with a rightwing banshee, Bob Dornan, and other assorted species of experts.<br \/>\nNone of them, with the possible exception of Brown, said anything more enlightening than the<br \/>\ncandidates themselves.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Needless to say, making sense was not the point of the debate or the analysis, despite<br \/>\ncomments I&#8217;ve seen claiming that Schwarenegger shined, or at&nbsp;a minimum&nbsp;did not<br \/>\ntarnish himself; that Cruz Bustamante had more presence than people counted on, let alone a<br \/>\nvoice made for radio; that Arianne Huffington offered high-minded comic relief; that Tom<br \/>\nMcClintock held out for stiff-necked righteousness, as expected; and that Peter Camejo made a<br \/>\nbetter impression than the League of Women Voters, which wants to exclude him from the next<br \/>\ndebate, would care to admit.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unlike 85,000 of my fellow New Yorkers, I stayed home last night to watch television instead of going to Central Park for the&nbsp;free concert&nbsp;by the Dave Mathews Band&nbsp;(scroll down for a video clip). 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