{"id":350,"date":"2003-08-13T11:32:38","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T18:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2003\/08\/straws_in_the_wind_dept\/"},"modified":"2003-08-13T11:32:38","modified_gmt":"2003-08-13T18:32:38","slug":"straws_in_the_wind_dept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2003\/08\/straws_in_the_wind_dept.html","title":{"rendered":"STRAWS IN THE WIND DEPT."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>I don&#8217;t know why it took the archeologists to tell us that the Roman emperor <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/arts\/news\/story\/0,11711,1014879,00.html\"><FONT\ncolor=#003399><EM><STRONG>Caligula was a maniac<\/STRONG><\/EM><\/FONT><\/A>.<br \/>\nAnyone who&#8217;s seen John Hurt&#8217;s Caligula in the 1975 British television series<A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00004U12X\/qid%3D1060790188\/sr%3D11-\n1\/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1\/104-9828789-8858361\"><FONT color=#003399><EM><STRONG><br \/>\n&#8220;I, Claudius&#8221;<\/STRONG><\/EM><\/FONT><\/A> would have guessed. It&nbsp;was<br \/>\non&nbsp;cable again last week. If you haven&#8217;t read the <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/067972477X\/qid=1060790309\/sr=2-1\/ref=sr_\n2_1\/104-9828789-8858361\"><FONT color=#003399><EM><STRONG>Robert Graves<br \/>\nnovel<\/STRONG><\/EM><\/FONT><\/A>&nbsp;that&nbsp;series was based on, or the sequel <A\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0679725733\/qid=1060790309\/sr=2-2\/ref=sr_2\n_2\/104-9828789-8858361\"><FONT color=#003399><STRONG><EM>&#8220;Claudius the<br \/>\nGod,&#8221;<\/EM><\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/A> you must.&nbsp; We&#8217;ll know things have gone too far<br \/>\nwhen Gee Dubya nominates his favorite horse for a federal judgeship. (Caligula got away with<br \/>\nthat sort of thing, when he famously made his&nbsp;steed Incitatus a Roman senator.) <\/P><br \/>\n<P><FONT face=Arial color=#003399 size=3><STRONG>MORE<br \/>\nSTRAWS<\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/P><br \/>\n<P>From European Union headquarters comes word that an appeal by circus performers for an<br \/>\nexemption from work rules for workers in hazardous trades has been denied: They must wear<br \/>\nhard-hats and protective gear aloft. The image of trapeze flyers sporting such outfits is worthy of<br \/>\nChuck Jones or Jim Thurber, take your pick. (Item courtesy of Mugs McGuiness, who has joined<br \/>\nmy staff.)<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why it took the archeologists to tell us that the Roman emperor Caligula was a maniac. Anyone who&#8217;s seen John Hurt&#8217;s Caligula in the 1975 British television series &#8220;I, Claudius&#8221; would have guessed. It&nbsp;was on&nbsp;cable again last week. If you haven&#8217;t read the Robert Graves novel&nbsp;that&nbsp;series was based on, or the sequel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-350","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-5E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}