{"id":18689,"date":"2016-01-17T14:43:05","date_gmt":"2016-01-17T19:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/?p=18689"},"modified":"2016-01-17T14:43:05","modified_gmt":"2016-01-17T19:43:05","slug":"with-bicycle-nightmares-and-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2016\/01\/with-bicycle-nightmares-and-dreams.html","title":{"rendered":"With Bicycle: Nightmares and Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.necessaryprose.com\/obrien.html\">Flann O&#8217;Brien<\/a> wrote a comic novel. Kurt Wold made a performance piece. Bicycles figure in both.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/THE-THIRD-POLICEMAN.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18695\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2016\/01\/with-bicycle-nightmares-and-dreams.html\/the-third-policeman\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/THE-THIRD-POLICEMAN.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"331,499\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"&amp;#8216;The Third Policeman&amp;#8217; by Flann O&amp;#8217;Brien\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/THE-THIRD-POLICEMAN.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/THE-THIRD-POLICEMAN.jpg\" alt title=\"The novel is a murder mystery situated mainly in and around a police station located in an unlikely corner of Hell. That this particular plot of Hell resembles Ireland manages to throw off the novel's narrator to such an extent that he doesn't even know he's already dead. The narrator's dialogues with the policemen in charge of the station are treasures of offbeat quackery. The policemen, he finds, are obsessed with bicycles and bicycle theft--this to the exclusion of nearly all other crimes; they're masters of a sort of barometric or metaphysical balance in the environment which, according to their discourse, seems in constant threat of falling into chaos; and they're determined eventually to hang him for a crime they've framed him for, a frame-up they openly admit.\" width=\"331\" height=\"499\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-18695\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/THE-THIRD-POLICEMAN.jpg 331w, https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/THE-THIRD-POLICEMAN-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 331px) 100vw, 331px\" \/><\/a>Not everybody knows how I killed old Phillip Mathers, smashing his jaw in with my spade; but first it is better to speak of my friendship with John Divney because it was he who first knocked old Mathers down by giving him a great blow in the neck with a special bicycle-pump which he manufactured himself out of a hollow iron bar. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Old Mathers lived alone. Divney knew on what evening and at what deserted stretch of road near his house we would meet him with his box of money. The evening when it came was in the depth of winter; the light was already waning as we sat at our dinner discussing the business we had in hand. Divney said that we should bring our spades tied on the crossbars of our bicycles because this would make us look like men out after rabbits; he would bring his own iron pump in case we should get a slow puncture. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In the terrible situation I found myself, my reason could give me no assistance. I knew that old Mathers had been felled by an iron bicycle-pump, hacked to death with a heavy spade and then securely buried in a field. I knew also that the same man was now sitting in the same room with me, watching me in silence. His body was bandaged but his eyes were alive and so was his right hand and so was all of him. Perhaps the murder by the roadside was a bad dream.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kurtwold.com\/KURT_WOLD\/Artists_Statement.html\">Kurt Wold<\/a> thinks of the bicycle as a &#8220;natural vehicle&#8221; for his art. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Aesthetically it engages the viewer immediately with its figurative suggestions and strong compositional geometries. And, because it is a functional machine with a commonly shared childhood experience, I felt it elicited a kinesthetic accessibility for the viewer. Folk wisdom claims that you never forget how to ride a bicycle.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GQL2g8fqgIc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I remember as a child being schooled on the inventive spirits of Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, and the Wright Brothers, the latter who took the seminal machine of that time -the bicycle- and invented the airplane. Of course today\u2019s advances in technology leave one about as uncomfortable as staring at the instrument panel of a jumbo jet. Human tools are rapidly converting human beings into human subjects, who regularly pray and curse at their cars and computers. In a somewhat Don Quixote fashion, I make these machines to remind myself and others what it means to be human, what restrictions are implied therein, and what dreams seek expression beyond.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kurtwold.com\/KURT_WOLD\/I_Dreamt_I_Could_Play_the_Bicycle.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18691\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2016\/01\/with-bicycle-nightmares-and-dreams.html\/wold-i-dreamt-i-cld-play-the-bicyle\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/WOLD-i-dreamt-i-cld-play-the-bicyle-e1453058426326.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"480,542\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Kurt Wold: &amp;#8216;I Dreamt I Could Play the Bicycle&amp;#8217;\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/WOLD-i-dreamt-i-cld-play-the-bicyle-e1453058426326.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/WOLD-i-dreamt-i-cld-play-the-bicyle.jpg\" alt title=\"Kurt Wold: &#039;I Dreamt I Could Play the Bicycle&#039;\" width=\"480\" height=\"542\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18691\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flann O&#8217;Brien wrote a comic novel. Kurt Wold made a performance piece. Bicycles figure in both. Not everybody knows how I killed old Phillip Mathers, smashing his jaw in with my spade; but first it is better to speak of my friendship with John Divney because it was he who first knocked old Mathers down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19615,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,18,20,22],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-18689","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-art","8":"category-literature","9":"category-media","10":"category-music","11":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wold-machinations.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-4Rr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18689"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19614,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18689\/revisions\/19614"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}