{"id":1314,"date":"2005-11-12T12:48:51","date_gmt":"2005-11-12T20:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/11\/not_nice_either\/"},"modified":"2005-11-12T12:48:51","modified_gmt":"2005-11-12T20:48:51","slug":"not_nice_either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/11\/not_nice_either.html","title":{"rendered":"NOT NICE EITHER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We hope you didn&#8217;t miss <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2130120\/\" class=inline target=new\"><strong><font color=#003399>this beautiful expos&#233;<\/strong><\/font><\/a> of the &#8220;tackiness and gall&#8221; in David Brooks&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/select.nytimes.com\/2005\/11\/10\/opinion\/10brooks.html\" class=inline target=new\"><strong><font color=#003399>know-nothing column<\/strong><\/font><\/a> about &#8220;French gangsta rap&#8221; and hip-hop culture in re: the suburban French riots. (The column, posted Thursday, is hidden behind the TimesSelect subscription wall, <i>h&#233;las<\/i>, but you&#8217;ll get his drift from the critique.)<br \/>\nAlso, in re: the Evangelical theme park <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives\/2005\/11\/where_jesus_wal.html\" class=inline target=new\"><strong><font color=#003399>WHERE JESUS WALKED<\/strong><\/font><\/a> (posted Friday free of charge), <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives\/2004\/04\/hes_our_calvin.html\" class=inline target=new\"><strong><font color=#003399>Leon Freilich<\/strong><\/font><\/a><\/i> offers this verse commentary:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.csmonitor.com\/2005\/1110\/p06s01-wome.html\" class=inline target=new\"><img alt=\"LOCATION OF THE PLANNED EVANGELICAL THEME PARK [Rich Clabaugh\/Christian Science Monitor]\" SRC=\"http:\/\/www.csmonitor.com\/2005\/1110\/csmimg\/p6b.gif\" width=200 align=right border=0 \/><\/a><br \/>\n<i><strong>LOCAL TRADITION<\/strong><br \/>\nAuthenticity is assured;<br \/>\nWorshippers, though, must be inured:<br \/>\nEvery Friday, a crucifixion<br \/>\nRe-enacting the affliction<br \/>\nWith a volunteer who&#8217;s flailed<br \/>\nCruelly and finally nailed.<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s to be the stricken Jesus?<br \/>\nNeither poor nor rich as Croesus;<br \/>\nSomeone whole, not someone sliced,<br \/>\nFully formed to be the Christ.<br \/>\nMuslim men are lining up,<br \/>\nSome as young as a high school pup,<br \/>\nReady to go through the Passion,<br \/>\nBut in their own special fashion:<br \/>\nBeing modest, can&#8217;t be nude,<br \/>\nWhich is reckoned morally rude.<br \/>\nAll&#8217;re prepared to do their best&#8211;<br \/>\nWearing an Intifada vest.<\/I><br \/>\n<i>&#8212; TSoT<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We hope you didn&#8217;t miss know-nothing column about &#8220;French gangsta rap&#8221; and hip-hop culture in re: the suburban French riots. (The column, posted Thursday, is hidden behind the TimesSelect subscription wall, h&#233;las, but you&#8217;ll get his drift from the critique.) Also, in re: the Evangelical theme park Leon Freilich offers this verse commentary:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1314","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-lc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}