{"id":1204,"date":"2005-08-07T13:36:33","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/08\/oppositional_behavior\/"},"modified":"2005-08-07T13:36:33","modified_gmt":"2005-08-07T20:36:33","slug":"oppositional_behavior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/08\/oppositional_behavior.html","title":{"rendered":"OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wackywillysweb.com\/funny_baby_t_shirt\/babykickassbig.jpg\" class=inline target=new\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"babykickassbig.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives\/babykickassbig.jpg\" width=260 align=right border=0 \/><\/a><br \/>\nParents know about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drgreene.com\/21_556.html\" class=inline target=new\"><strong><font color=#003399>the terrible twos<\/strong><\/font><\/a>. Later this week, when Straight Up celebrates its second anniversary, we enter that period of ass-kicking maturity called &#8220;oppositional behavior.&#8221; One day we may even grow into the  thrilling threes. In the meantime, join the birthday party: Have a look at our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives\/2003\/08\/drum_roll_pleas.html\" class=inline target=new\"><strong><font color=#003399>very first post<\/strong><\/font><\/a> about:<br \/>\n1) our &#8220;bid for freedom,&#8221;<br \/>\n2) &#8220;the mounting cost of war&#8221; in Iraq,<br \/>\n3) a bogus WMD claim by King Georgie Boy (a k a Gee Dubya),<br \/>\n4) a piece by John Cage that will take 639 years to perform,<br \/>\nand 5) a major news site that shills for celebrities.<br \/>\n<i>&#8212; Tireless Staff of Thousands<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the terrible twos. Later this week, when Straight Up celebrates its second anniversary, we enter that period of ass-kicking maturity called &#8220;oppositional behavior.&#8221; One day we may even grow into the thrilling threes. In the meantime, join the birthday party: Have a look at our<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1204","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-jq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}