{"id":1179,"date":"2005-06-30T09:31:06","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T16:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/06\/no_cheeseburger_for_her\/"},"modified":"2005-06-30T09:31:06","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T16:31:06","slug":"no_cheeseburger_for_her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/06\/no_cheeseburger_for_her.html","title":{"rendered":"NO CHEESEBURGER FOR HER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives\/2005\/06\/bill_em_dead_or.html\" class=inline target=new\"><font color=#003399><B>Bill &#8216;Em: Dead or Alive<\/B><\/font><\/a>? Well, this woman called 911 from the drive-up window of a Burger King because she couldn&#8217;t get a cheeseburger &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sumama.com\/misc\/911_tape.wma\" class=inline target=new\"><font color=#003399><b>Listen to the call<\/b><\/font><\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/customers_suck\/9865898.html?thread=107782826\" class=inline target=new\"><font color=#003399><b>read the transcript<\/b><\/font><\/a>, and die laughing. Fabled police reporter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ednabuchanan.com\" class=inline target=new\"><font color=#003399><b>Edna Buchanan<\/b><\/font><\/a> would have loved it. It&#8217;s a reminder of her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/archive\/content\/articles\/050627fr_archive02\" class=inline target=new\"><font color=#003399><b>Chicken McNugget classic<\/b><\/font><\/a><font color=#000000>, which began: &#8220;Gary Robinson died hungry.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Listen to the call or Edna Buchanan would have loved it. It&#8217;s a reminder of her<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1179","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-j1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}