{"id":1149,"date":"2005-06-23T09:27:11","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T16:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/06\/hey_mambo_mambo_guantanamo\/"},"modified":"2005-06-23T09:27:11","modified_gmt":"2005-06-23T16:27:11","slug":"hey_mambo_mambo_guantanamo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/06\/hey_mambo_mambo_guantanamo.html","title":{"rendered":"HEY MAMBO! MAMBO GUANTANAMO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Regarding <A class=inline href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20050601.shtml#101005\" target=\"new\" '><FONT color=#003399><B>Christina Aguilera&#8217;s &#8220;Torture&#8221;<br \/>\nMusic<\/B><\/FONT><\/A>, we have a taker:<br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P><B><EM>LOONY TUNES<\/EM><\/B><\/P><br \/>\n<P><EM>Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast,<BR>Or cause cardiopulmonary<br \/>\narrest.<BR>It all depends on the listener&#8217;s cultural level:<BR>Will certain strains tend to make<br \/>\nhim revel<BR>Or will they turn his stomach inside out,<BR>Prepared to spill the secrets he<br \/>\nknows about,<BR>And rather than endure another note,<BR>Make him jump in front of a<br \/>\ntorpedo boat?<BR>Hitchcock used it in &#8220;Foreign Correspondent,&#8221;<BR>Playing music-as-torture<br \/>\nto torment<BR>A captured government biggie so he&#8217;d sing;<BR>Believe the music was Benny<br \/>\nGoodman swing?<BR>And in Waco, to drive the Branch Davidians sane<BR>The Feds applied<br \/>\nthe ultimate in pain,<BR>Playing endless disks, both fast and slow,<BR>By king of disco Barry<br \/>\nManilow.<BR>Yes, music has more uses than one&#8217;d suppose &#8212;<BR><\/EM><EM>Witness both<br \/>\nLord Haw-Haw and Tokyo Rose.<BR><BR><\/EM><A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20040401.shtml#76400\"\ntarget='new\"'><FONT color=#003399><B>&#8212; Leon Freilich<\/B><\/FONT><\/A><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Regarding<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1149","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-ix","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}