{"id":1136,"date":"2005-06-09T09:10:02","date_gmt":"2005-06-09T16:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/06\/store_wars\/"},"modified":"2005-06-09T09:10:02","modified_gmt":"2005-06-09T16:10:02","slug":"store_wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/06\/store_wars.html","title":{"rendered":"STORE WARS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A class=inline href=\"http:\/\/www.StoreWars.org\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>Obi Wan Canoli says<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>, &#8220;The true ways of the farm are almost<br \/>\nforgotten.&#8221; Click the link, watch and listen. You&#8217;ll laugh, you&#8217;ll cry. You&#8217;ll wonder why George<br \/>\nLucas hasn&#8217;t sued.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obi Wan Canoli says, &#8220;The true ways of the farm are almost forgotten.&#8221; Click the link, watch and listen. You&#8217;ll laugh, you&#8217;ll cry. You&#8217;ll wonder why George Lucas hasn&#8217;t sued.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1136","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-ik","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}