{"id":1126,"date":"2005-05-27T09:29:58","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T16:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/05\/flaky_friday\/"},"modified":"2005-05-27T09:29:58","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T16:29:58","slug":"flaky_friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/05\/flaky_friday.html","title":{"rendered":"FLAKY FRIDAY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P><A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0312274874\/ref=pd_sbs_b_3\/104-518072\n1-8269567?%5Fencoding=UTF8&#038;v=glance\" target='new\"'><IMG\nsrc=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/images\/POPE%20BENEDICT.jpg\" width=120\nalign=right border=0><\/A>We&#8217;re so late on this it&#8217;s disgusting. A friend from Mississippi<br \/>\nwrites:<\/P><br \/>\n<P><br \/>\n<BLOCKQUOTE>Today I was listening to local &#8220;Talk Radio&#8221; and the topic was about the new<br \/>\nPope, who had just been elected.  One woman called in and said, &#8220;Oh, I was hoping so much that<br \/>\nit would be a Baptist this time!&#8221;<\/BLOCKQUOTE><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P>My staff of thousands, which forgot to post this earlier, was hoping the same thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re so late on this it&#8217;s disgusting. A friend from Mississippi writes: Today I was listening to local &#8220;Talk Radio&#8221; and the topic was about the new Pope, who had just been elected. One woman called in and said, &#8220;Oh, I was hoping so much that it would be a Baptist this time!&#8221; My staff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1126","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-ia","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}