{"id":1064,"date":"2005-03-10T08:09:56","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T16:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/03\/seeing_and_believing\/"},"modified":"2005-03-10T08:09:56","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T16:09:56","slug":"seeing_and_believing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/03\/seeing_and_believing.html","title":{"rendered":"SEEING AND BELIEVING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P><STRONG>Question 1:<\/STRONG> What&#8217;s wrong with this picture? <\/P><br \/>\n<P><IMG src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/images\/MAYBE.JPG\" width=280 align=left\nborder=0><\/P><BR><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P><\/A><STRONG><\/STRONG><\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG><\/STRONG> <\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>Answer 1:<\/STRONG> Nothing, unfortunately. It&#8217;s an undoctored photo in need<br \/>\nof a <A class=inline href=\"http:\/\/www.nppa.org\/news_and_events\/news\/2005\/03\/newsweek.html\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>Newsweek alteration<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>. <\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>Question 2:<\/STRONG> Which part of Dear Leader&#8217;s anatomy is Ms.<br \/>\nMushroom Cloud measuring?<\/P><br \/>\n<P><IMG\nsrc=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/images\/RICEmeasuringDEARLEADERbrainORpenis.jp\ng\" width=290 align=left border=0><\/A><BR><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P> <\/P><br \/>\n<P><STRONG><\/STRONG><br \/>\n<P><STRONG>Answer 2:<\/STRONG> His brain. (Shame on you <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/03\/13\/arts\/13Rich.html\" target='new\"'><B><FONT\ncolor=#003399>vulgarians<\/FONT><\/B><\/A>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question 1: What&#8217;s wrong with this picture? Answer 1: Nothing, unfortunately. It&#8217;s an undoctored photo in need of a Newsweek alteration. Question 2: Which part of Dear Leader&#8217;s anatomy is Ms. Mushroom Cloud measuring? Answer 2: His brain. (Shame on you vulgarians.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1064","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-ha","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}