{"id":1005,"date":"2005-01-14T10:50:17","date_gmt":"2005-01-14T18:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp\/2005\/01\/the_friday_follies\/"},"modified":"2005-01-14T10:50:17","modified_gmt":"2005-01-14T18:50:17","slug":"the_friday_follies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/2005\/01\/the_friday_follies.html","title":{"rendered":"THE FRIDAY FOLLIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Verse from Straight Up&#8217;s <A class=inline\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/archives20040401.shtml#76400\"\ntarget='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>poet laureate<\/FONT><\/B><\/A> Leon Freilich<br \/>\ncomes in handy at the end of the week. In re: <A class=INLINE\nhref=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=544&#038;u=\/ap\/20050114\/ap_on_go_pr_wh\/ina\nugural_price_tag_3&#038;printer=1\" target='new\"'><B><FONT color=#003399>&#8220;Some Now<br \/>\nQuestion Cost of Inauguration.&#8221;<\/FONT><\/B><\/A><br \/>\n<P><\/P><br \/>\n<P><I><B>AFTER THE BALL IS OVER<\/B><\/P><br \/>\n<P>What will be left after the waltzing<BR>And Bush has had his inauguration?<BR>When<br \/>\nforty million has been splashed,<BR>What will be the mood of the nation?<BR><\/P><br \/>\n<P>With war in Iraq draining five billion<BR>Each month, and the certainty of<br \/>\nslashes<BR>Looming in Social Security<BR>What will be left but the taste of ashes?<BR><\/P><br \/>\n<P>Alas, the friends of Incurious George,<BR>Ogling the mounting spoils of war,<BR>Have no<br \/>\ncomplaint and no regret &#8212;<BR>They have the keys to the candy store.<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Verse from Straight Up&#8217;s poet laureate Leon Freilich comes in handy at the end of the week. In re: &#8220;Some Now Question Cost of Inauguration.&#8221; AFTER THE BALL IS OVER What will be left after the waltzingAnd Bush has had his inauguration?When forty million has been splashed,What will be the mood of the nation? With [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1005","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbvgEs-gd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/herman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}