{"id":375,"date":"2011-01-21T12:03:46","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T12:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp\/?p=375"},"modified":"2011-01-21T12:03:46","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T12:03:46","slug":"dear_customer_complaint_depart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/2011\/01\/dear_customer_complaint_depart\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Customer Complaint Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I have a soft spot for epic tales delivered via song, but such narrative ballads seem to be out of fashion these days. Today however, in the middle of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2281833\/\">an article on complaint letters<\/a>, I was gifted a referral to this bit of fantasticness. <\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XagsXc0MqR4\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"311\" width=\"500\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<p><\/center><br \/>\nHear more music by Matt the Electrician <a href=\"http:\/\/www.matttheelectrician.com\/albums\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b><br \/>\nUPDATE!<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, on the opposite end of customer support:<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mxXlDyTD7wo\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"405\" width=\"500\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div align=\"right\">[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2011\/01\/22\/elaborate-televised.html\">via<\/a>]<\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a soft spot for epic tales delivered via song, but such narrative ballads seem to be out of fashion these days. Today however, in the middle of an article on complaint letters, I was gifted a referral to this bit of fantasticness. Hear more music by Matt the Electrician here. UPDATE! Meanwhile, on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-375","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}