{"id":202,"date":"2009-08-27T08:54:10","date_gmt":"2009-08-27T08:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp\/?p=202"},"modified":"2009-08-27T08:54:10","modified_gmt":"2009-08-27T08:54:10","slug":"you_cannot_esc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/2009\/08\/you_cannot_esc\/","title":{"rendered":"You Cannot ESC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Like the guilt I feel whenever I glance over at all those documentaries I got from Netflix and still haven&#8217;t watched but <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/alexblagg\/status\/3564940269\">yet refuse to return<\/a>, I also thought I was alone in my strategy for &#8220;fixing&#8221; computer issues and learning new software in absence of a house tech guy.<\/p>\n<p>I was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"techsupp.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/techsupp.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"506\" width=\"450\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">Brought to you by the brilliant folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/\">xkcd.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like the guilt I feel whenever I glance over at all those documentaries I got from Netflix and still haven&#8217;t watched but yet refuse to return, I also thought I was alone in my strategy for &#8220;fixing&#8221; computer issues and learning new software in absence of a house tech guy. I was wrong. Brought to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-202","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}