{"id":151,"date":"2009-06-08T18:31:38","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T18:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp\/?p=151"},"modified":"2009-06-08T18:31:38","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T18:31:38","slug":"everything_is_google-able","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/2009\/06\/everything_is_google-able\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything Is Google-able"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Have librarians begun reporting increased job satisfaction now that Google fields some of the more inane public search requests?<\/p>\n<p>For instance, I&#8217;m having one of those &#8220;throw your computer out the window&#8221; kind of days. Is there an emoticon for that? <\/p>\n<p>Indeed there is:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"bloody-computer.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/bloody-computer.gif\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"41\" width=\"94\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Elsewhere, the internet can also solve your &#8220;I didn&#8217;t watch the Tony&#8217;s, but I still want to see Neil Patrick Harris make &#8217;em laugh&#8221; Monday morning blues.<\/p>\n<p><center><object height=\"344\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oYjSwbte3G4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oYjSwbte3G4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" height=\"344\" width=\"425\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>However, the internet won&#8217;t find you a job. In fact, in this recession, it will just mercilessly make fun of your <a href=\"http:\/\/gothamist.com\/2009\/06\/08\/williamsburg_in_crisis_parents_send.php\">trust-funded behind<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, who needs some blue hair dye for a certain <a href=\"http:\/\/mobtownmodern.com\/future-party\/\">forward-thinking new music event<\/a>? Tang-a-tini, anyone? This, people, is why I got into this racket.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have librarians begun reporting increased job satisfaction now that Google fields some of the more inane public search requests? For instance, I&#8217;m having one of those &#8220;throw your computer out the window&#8221; kind of days. Is there an emoticon for that? Indeed there is: Elsewhere, the internet can also solve your &#8220;I didn&#8217;t watch the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-151","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/gap\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}