{"id":143,"date":"2008-05-11T13:19:54","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T13:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artopia\/wp\/?p=143"},"modified":"2011-09-04T18:07:04","modified_gmt":"2011-09-04T22:07:04","slug":"jeff_koons_having_it_both_ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artopia\/2008\/05\/jeff_koons_having_it_both_ways.html","title":{"rendered":"JEFF KOONS: HAVING IT BOTH WAYS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Jeff Koons on the Roof” at the Metropolitan Museum (to Oct. 26, 2008) consists of only three sculptures: Balloon Dog (Yellow<\/em>), Coloring Book<\/em>, and Sacred Heart (Red\/Gold). <\/em>The Met’s mingy roof garden, symptomatic of its less than stellar commitment to contemporary art, could hardly showcase more. <\/font><\/p>\n

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Because, as far as I know, there is no career-breaking or career-affirming retrospective on the boards for Koons, Inc., I thought I’d allow this tiny sampling to permit some musings on the master of crowd-pleasing provocations. <\/font><\/p>\n

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Koons has not been fully anointed by MoMA or the Whitney — the Guggenheim simply doesn’t count for much now  <\/span>—  <\/span>but he simply will not go away. Although he has been showing irritating work since the ’80s, I have not given him much attention either. No matter how charming or outrageous his efforts, I thought the odd relationship between commercialism and its critique overwhelmingly favored the former. Now I am not so sure. <\/o:p><\/s><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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A cursory review reveals some “autobiographical” works even beyond his notorious riffs on his marriage to Cicciolina, an Italian porn star (and former member of the E.U. parliament). Fake movie ads featuring himself and his better half were upstaged by the Koons couple’s Kama Sutra in glass. But there’s also an academic self-portrait bust in white marble. There may have been something deeper than publicity involved, but perhaps publicity is deep enough.<\/o:p><\/s><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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An art that is all surface deserves to be judged by that surface, and therein, as it were, Koons wins, for in some sense the artworks are merely the props that prop up the real artwork — which is Koons himself. Here’s a test: if you Google him for images, in comparison to his contemporaries there’s a higher percentage of images of the artist himself. For instance, I found only one picture of Richard Prince, but the Koons grin is Google-biquitous. Oh, how Andy Warhol. Well, not exactly. Unlike Warhol, Koons has banned death. And drugs. <\/font><\/p>\n

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Furthermore, although one can say “Andy” (or “Jackson” or “Jasper”) and everyone in the art world will know who you mean, Koons’ first name does not accomplish the same. Oh, the curse of an ordinary forename, as I well know. <\/font><\/p>\n

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Perhaps in consequence, Koons presents himself as eerily clean-cut and the proud father of numerous children. We are also not allowed to forget that he wins when it comes to employees: 95 of them, proclaims the vulgar Met handout. That beats Andy, who, aside from the superstars lounging about, usually made do with poet Gerard Malanga. Koons outdoes everyone. We know that Murakami has only 30 studio assistants, which he recently revealed when explaining the anxiety that was at the root of his painting Tan Tan Bo Puking.<\/em> Oh, the tortures of small-time capitalism. Oh, the responsibilities of running an atelier and keeping everyone busy and paid. <\/font><\/p>\n

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If there is any profundity in Koons, it is hidden deep inside a sunny disposition (which may be all a put-on) and in his valorization of childhood and childishness. We all know, don’t we, about the dark side of the nursery? Me! I am the center of the universe! <\/font><\/p>\n

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In these times, it is fitting that the world’s most cheerful artist has ended up producing outsize toys for adults. But here, I admit, what he really may be saying is that this is indeed what art has become: playthings for the rich.<\/font><\/p>\n

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It is no longer a question of how much money you have, manage to give to charity, or what do-good foundations you create. Rather, it’s a matter of my toy is bigger than your toy.<\/font> <\/o:p><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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I almost bought a Koons. Art critics are not supposed to buy art on the grounds that such would be a conflict of interest. On the other hand, we have always been allowed to receive gifts from artists who thereby subsidized the pictorial tomes once issued, which required essays of a sort. <\/font><\/p>\n

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But it was 1985,  <\/span>once the height of no-holds-barred commercialism and I was on an art criticism sabbatical; plus, although it is not much of an excuse, I was truly smitten by the Koons underwater basketball piece called One Ball Total Equilibrium Tank<\/em>. I liked the bronze Aqualung<\/em> and the bronze Lifeboat<\/em> <\/em> <\/span>also on display, but thought it seemed to present maintenance problems, the Tank<\/em> outranked the bronzes in sheer meaninglessness. <\/font><\/p>\n

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Come to think of it, the aqualung and lifeboat meanings might be as close to meaninglessness as the suspended basketball. A bronze aqualung and a bronze lifeboat are as useless as any formalistically Greenbergian painting and could equally not allow you to breathe underwater or save your life. The only difference is that Koons’ gestures can be construed as satirical. And the basketball in equilibrium just might refer to the celebrated equilibrium between push and pull promoted by the minor Abstract Expressionist Hans Hofmann. <\/font><\/p>\n

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But the more I thought about it, a basketball mysteriously suspended underwater was truly meaningless, and thus appealing. The price was modest enough for  <\/span>my minuscule budget (if I went without lunch for the next three years). So I had what I now like to call my Lil Picard moment.<\/font><\/p>\n

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I have mentioned before my old friend Lil — critic, journalist, artist, self-proclaimed Weimar Republic coffeehouse girl — circling a Midtown block trying to decide if she should buy a $100 Jackson Pollock the opening day of his first show at the Betty Parsons Gallery, deciding not to, and then regretting it the rest of her life, doomed in her mind and probably in the afterlife to endlessly circling that Midtown block. Here I was at a different time in art history, circling an East Village block. If I had purchased that Koons, I’d now be on easy street. <\/font><\/p>\n

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But the real reason I was cool to Koons was that I saw him as a Pop artist manqu\u00e9. Hadn’t Pop Art been dropped and superceded? You know, around the time Koons was in high school? <\/font><\/p>\n

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Since them I have corrected my addiction to the academic model of art history: a straight line, rising or not, but a straight line nonetheless. And always irreversible, like the child’s version of evolution, whether biological or theosophical. A dialectical model is better, but still not complicated enough. To build a better art history, one must build a better model.<\/font><\/p>\n

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I discovered the braid. Picturing a braid allows for exits and returns, for  <\/span>occultations and reappearances, and permits three or more strands to interact — whatever you allow the strands to represent. That’s a much better model than my previous attempt to use the metaphor of a critical (or market) spotlight, picking out specific artworks on a stage crammed with art.<\/font><\/p>\n

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But hadn’t Warhol already said enough? Wasn’t his ambiguous compounding of commercialism and its critique exhaustive? Well, in spite of the Conceptual Art moment, commercialization went on. And on. <\/font><\/p>\n

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And so did Pop, snaking its way into the future. Marco Livingstone’s Pop Art, A Continuing History<\/em> (Abrams, 1990) got it right. First of all, from his British perspective, he sees Pop even at the beginnings as international. And then he moves it along from the ’60s through Neo-Pop in the ’80s, and along the way includes not only Err\u00f2 and Fahlstr\u00f6m, but also Richter and Polke, and ends up with Koons and Bickerton and the appropriationists. But his view does not have enough “theory” to convince those who still have a concealed need for art to be structured upon replacement value. <\/font><\/p>\n

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To this day, pure Conceptual Art suffers from inadequate art-history coverage, because non-object art is difficult to sell. How, at the auction podium, do you hold up a cubic foot of air? How do you impress your paddle rivals with a sentence written on a cloud? Or a verbatim dictionary definition? <\/font><\/p>\n

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In the ’80s, the return to painting and sculpture, so-called, was the return to product.<\/font><\/p>\n

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I was accustomed to the radical climate of the late ’60s and early ’70s that offered a new art style every 15 minutes. But that was over. The new is not permanently new. <\/font><\/p>\n

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Forthwith, along came Koons to reiterate the Warholian question: Can satire also be what it is satirizing? Can sarcasm be sentimental? Can the sentimental be sarcastic? Can making money be a goof on making money? Can making fun of fame make you famous? <\/font><\/p>\n

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But isn’t art, like poetry and philosophy, about the search for knowledge or truth? And if so, why should art be so much more costly than either? Because only that which is expensive survives?<\/font><\/p>\n

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In the meantime, we can start with the three Koons sculptures at, of all places, the Metropolitan Museum of Art.<\/font><\/p>\n

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When you step out on the roof, there is a “no photography” sign that no one pays any attention to. It was difficult to get a shot of Balloon Dog, Yellow <\/em>(1994-2000) sans<\/span> tourists. Singles, couples and groups took turns posing in front of the obscene Koons Dog <\/em>made out of stainless steel sausages or penises.  <\/span><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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So I concentrated on the Sacred Heart <\/em>(1994-2007), a stainless steel representation of a chocolate heart wrapped in foil, but in spite of its jab at Catholicism, it is a lesser work. Like the Dog<\/em>, it is an Oldenburgian blowup of a popular object. Still lesser is Coloring Book <\/em>(1997-2005) — the coloring book outline of Winnie-the-Poo’s Piglet, with scribbled-in colors. Unlike Dog<\/em> and Heart,<\/em> the Piglet<\/em> is not singular enough to have much impact, though it could pass for a good joke about abstract painting. <\/font><\/p>\n

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Claes Oldenburg is never nasty. And there is always a little something that lets you know that you are not looking at a straightforward blowup, some kink or glitch. On the other hand, a Koons is bland, seems unmediated and immaculate, as if untouched by human hands — which is not really the case. We have a friend whose artist-nephew is thrilled to work in the Koons studio, polishing stainless steel, for hours and hours, day after day.<\/font><\/p>\n

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While waiting for the Balloon Dog <\/em>to be clear of tourists exposing frozen smiles, it dawned on me that the number of students and other art fans posing in front of the Dog indicated that this was the hands-down favorite. It is iconographic. It is photogenic. And somehow it says: I am here. I am in New York on the roof of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. No one, I swear, was having his or her picture taken in front of the Sacred Heart <\/em>(I did imagine that some nuns might appear at any moment), and no one was posing in front of Piglet<\/em>.<\/font><\/p>\n

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I once had an art administrator friend who was dating a clown. He was actually an actor who did clown work to pay the rent, specializing in making balloon figures at kiddie birthday parties in Ringling Bros. drag. I thought he was both handsome and quite jolly. His good looks notwithstanding, my art administrator friend and her Bozo soon parted ways. She didn’t like it when, out of clown drag and back in mufti, he would sometimes wear his clown shoes in the streets of Soho — to embarrass her, she thought. I fantasized that perhaps it was because he had really big feet and his clown shoes were more comfortable than his wingtips or his sneakers. <\/font><\/p>\n

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