{"id":362,"date":"2003-08-26T09:12:13","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T16:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp\/2003\/08\/quotes_to_live_by\/"},"modified":"2003-08-26T09:12:13","modified_gmt":"2003-08-26T16:12:13","slug":"quotes_to_live_by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/main\/quotes_to_live_by.php","title":{"rendered":"Quotes to Live by"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I continue to juggle orientation for our new students at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bolzcenter.org\/\">Bolz Center<\/a>, I thought I&#8217;d pass along some arts-management-relevant quotes from one of my favorite philosophers\/comedians, Steven Wright. You can find more great stuff <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stevenwright.com\">on his web site<\/a>. These are all suitable for hanging on the office door:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i><\/p>\n<p>&#8221;If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be back in real business soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I continue to juggle orientation for our new students at the Bolz Center, I thought I&#8217;d pass along some arts-management-relevant quotes from one of my favorite philosophers\/comedians, Steven Wright. You can find more great stuff on his web site. These are all suitable for hanging on the office door: &#8221;If at first you don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-362","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-main","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/artfulmanager\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}