{"id":900,"date":"2009-08-11T13:27:30","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T20:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp\/2009\/08\/my_dream_job\/"},"modified":"2009-08-11T13:27:30","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T20:27:30","slug":"my_dream_job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/2009\/08\/my_dream_job.html","title":{"rendered":"My dream job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It exists only in fiction. From Thomas Perry&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Death-Benefits-Thomas-Perry\/dp\/0804115427\">Death Benefits<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Stillman turned his head to stare at Walker critically then waved off the valet parking attendant. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll have to stop and get you some clothes and stuff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He turned and walked west on Wilshire Blvd. Stillman stopped to look into the Neiman Marcus window, and Walker pointedly kept moving. <\/p>\n<p>Stillman called, &#8220;Hold it,&#8221; and Walker came back. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know you can&#8217;t afford this, but don&#8217;t worry about it. We&#8217;re on an expense account.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You may be,&#8221; said Walker, &#8220;but I doubt it includes me and I&#8217;m sure it doesn&#8217;t include clothes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Stillman glanced at his watch and said affably, &#8220;It includes anything I say it includes. I don&#8217;t itemize.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Walker cocked his head and raised an eyebrow. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My clients know I&#8217;m not wasting their time on that sort of thing. If they want my services they pay what I cost and don&#8217;t get on my nerves. I don&#8217;t bid. I don&#8217;t give estimates, and I don&#8217;t account for things. &#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It exists only in fiction. From Thomas Perry&#8217;s Death Benefits: Stillman turned his head to stare at Walker critically then waved off the valet parking attendant. &#8220;We&#8217;ll have to stop and get you some clothes and stuff.&#8221; He turned and walked west on Wilshire Blvd. Stillman stopped to look into the Neiman Marcus window, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-900","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}