{"id":593,"date":"2009-05-24T15:27:12","date_gmt":"2009-05-24T22:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp\/2009\/05\/the_tiny_art_director\/"},"modified":"2009-05-24T15:27:12","modified_gmt":"2009-05-24T22:27:12","slug":"the_tiny_art_director","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/2009\/05\/the_tiny_art_director.html","title":{"rendered":"The Tiny Art Director"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tiny Art Director<\/i><\/a>, so like real art directors as well as the people encountered when making public art. Since his daughter was two (she’s now four), Bill Zeman has made drawings at her request, which she proceeds to critique. Soon to be a major motion picture, or, as the tiny art director herself says, “I want daddy to go away on a trip.” (Via Slog<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

\"tinyartdirector.jpg\"<\/a><\/span>The Brief:<\/b> A mama snail and a baby snail
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The Critique:<\/b> I’m sorry to say that you’re worser than me. You gotta learn to draw as me. You just don’t draw so well. Why do you think that is? It turns out that I’m the good draw-er. It turns out that you’re the art director.
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Artists Note:<\/b> The critique is on the initial sketch, and compares to hers. She actually likes the painting.
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Job Status:<\/b> Provisionally Approved, pending addition of jumping fish in the lake.<\/p>\n

\"tinyartdirector2.jpg\"<\/a><\/span>The Brief:<\/span> A monster (on spec)
The Critique:<\/span> Too scary! He’s a tomato and he’s yelling right in my ear!
Job Status:<\/span> Rejected<\/p>\n

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