{"id":478,"date":"2009-04-28T04:06:45","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T11:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp\/2009\/04\/god_told_me_to_give_you_the_fi\/"},"modified":"2009-04-28T04:06:45","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T11:06:45","slug":"god_told_me_to_give_you_the_fi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/2009\/04\/god_told_me_to_give_you_the_fi.html","title":{"rendered":"God told me to give you the finger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From George Chacona via Devon Cannon:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/assets_c\/2009\/04\/devoncannonfinger-5594.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/assets_c\/2009\/04\/devoncannonfinger-5594.html','popup','width=460,height=338,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/assets_c\/2009\/04\/devoncannonfinger-thumb-300x220-5594.jpg\" alt=\"devoncannonfinger.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/span>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antiquesatoz.com\/artatoz\/krafft\/\">Charles Krafft<\/a>, occasional poet:<\/p>\n<div><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>GOD TOLD ME TO GIVE YOU THE FINGER<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote><p>God told the Jews to leave Egypt.<br \/>\n<br \/>He told the Mormons to go to Salt Lake City,<br \/>\n<br \/>Set up a giant choir, and a 7up bottling plant.<br \/>\n<br \/>Then God told me to give you the finger<br \/>\n<br \/>The next time I saw you.<br \/>\n<br \/>It is not that God is angry with you,<br \/>\n<br \/>You cannot anger God.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s just that <br \/>He wants to be sure<br \/>\n<br \/>You still believe in miracles.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From George Chacona via Devon Cannon: From Charles Krafft, occasional poet: GOD TOLD ME TO GIVE YOU THE FINGER God told the Jews to leave Egypt. He told the Mormons to go to Salt Lake City, Set up a giant choir, and a 7up bottling plant. Then God told me to give you the finger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-478","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}