{"id":368,"date":"2009-03-27T17:06:17","date_gmt":"2009-03-28T00:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp\/2009\/03\/top_10_questions_for_art_guard\/"},"modified":"2009-03-27T17:06:17","modified_gmt":"2009-03-28T00:06:17","slug":"top_10_questions_for_art_guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/2009\/03\/top_10_questions_for_art_guard.html","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 questions for art guards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Ryan Molenkamp, painter and security chief at the <a href=\"http:\/\/fryemuseum.org\/\">Frye Art Museum<\/a>, printed his insider top 10 list with his unfortunately unlinkable story, <i>Basic Training for the Avant Guard<\/i>, in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cityartsmagazine.com\/seattle\/index.html\">Seattle City Arts<\/a>, April edition.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>10. What is the most expensive piece here?<br \/>9.&nbsp;&nbsp; I should show my art here; can I see the curator?<br \/>8.&nbsp;&nbsp; Did you ever see <i>Night at the Museum<\/i>?<br \/>7.&nbsp;&nbsp; I&#8217;ve got this painting. (Describes work vaguely, typically forgetting the artist&#8217;s name.) Can you tell me how much it is worth?<br \/>6.&nbsp;&nbsp; Why is it so hot in here?<br \/>5.&nbsp;&nbsp; Why is it so cold in here?<br \/>4.&nbsp;&nbsp; Do you get bored?<br \/>3.&nbsp;&nbsp; Why can&#8217;t I bring my coffee in?<br \/>2.&nbsp;&nbsp; Has anyone ever stolen anything?<\/p>\n<p>And, of course:<br \/>1.&nbsp;&nbsp; Where&#8217;s the bathroom?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Molenkamp&#8217;s Web site <a href=\"http:\/\/ryanmolenkamp.com\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Ryan Molenkamp, painter and security chief at the Frye Art Museum, printed his insider top 10 list with his unfortunately unlinkable story, Basic Training for the Avant Guard, in Seattle City Arts, April edition. 10. What is the most expensive piece here?9.&nbsp;&nbsp; I should show my art here; can I see the curator?8.&nbsp;&nbsp; Did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-368","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}