{"id":347,"date":"2009-03-20T12:57:28","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T19:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp\/2009\/03\/innocent_bystanders\/"},"modified":"2009-03-20T12:57:28","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T19:57:28","slug":"innocent_bystanders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/2009\/03\/innocent_bystanders.html","title":{"rendered":"Innocent Bystanders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A dog limped into a bar<br \/>and said, I&#8217;m looking for the man<br \/>who shot my paw. <\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"drowning72.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/drowning72.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;\" width=\"400\" height=\"310\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><\/p>\n<p>The Dalai Lama would let it go,<br \/>but the dog being dog<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">wanted to know<br \/>who sold him a seat<br \/>in a sink hole.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dogspirits.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/dogspirits.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;\" width=\"400\" height=\"381\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I&#8217;m with the dog and with the pig<br \/>who leapt after leaning<br \/>on the electric fence,<br \/>her lardy self landing on little feet.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"fairytalejohn.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/fairytalejohn.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;\" width=\"400\" height=\"308\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Let other bless what bounty brings<br \/>(not felled by fracture).<br \/>She replied with a toothy rake<br \/>across the rear<br \/>of the swine beside her, <b><br \/><\/b><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"religion72.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/religion72.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-none\" style=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"402\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">believing, like Burroughs,<br \/>there are no innocent bystanders.<\/p>\n<p><b><strike><u><m:smallfrac m:val=\"off\"><m:dispdef><m:lmargin m:val=\"0\"><m:rmargin m:val=\"0\"><m:defjc m:val=\"centerGroup\"><\/m:defjc><\/m:rmargin><\/m:lmargin><\/m:dispdef><\/m:smallfrac><\/u><\/strike><\/b><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"urbanmyth.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/urbanmyth.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-none\" style=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"506\" \/><\/span><b><strike><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p><u><\/u><\/strike><\/b><\/p>\n<div>(All images, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnfeodorov.com\/paintings.htm\">John Feodorov<\/a>. Feodorov on Art21 <a href=\"mailto:http:\/\/www.pbs.org\/art21\/artists\/feodorov\/index.html\">here<\/a>.)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dog limped into a barand said, I&#8217;m looking for the manwho shot my paw. The Dalai Lama would let it go,but the dog being dog wanted to knowwho sold him a seatin a sink hole. I&#8217;m with the dog and with the pigwho leapt after leaningon the electric fence,her lardy self landing on little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-347","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/anotherbb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}