It’s time to start assembling a long list. Five new releases rush to the top of the pile. Please add your own.
1 Ms Wang shot to attention with a skirt that barely covered her essentials. Now she’s wearing a fin de siècle lampshade. What gives?
2 What’s that man doing with an upside-down umbrella on a misty pile of rocks Playing a concerto, is he?
3 British works? All we see is a fat sheep waiting for a shave. Missing something, are we?
4 Ah, the irresistible glamour of an airport floor
5 This is supposed to be 1789: spot the anachronisms. Did anyone in 1789 wear two shirt buttons open. Or buy a folded newspaper?
The space below is for your nominations…
Here they come….
6 What’s that towering in Josh Bell’s lap? Answers, please, to Sony Music.
7 Anna meets the airbrush
8 That flute just blew and blew