‘The Mexican tenor Arturo Chacon-Cruz — think Villazon lite — thus joins the select band of singers who bare their bottoms to divert attention from music that exposes their tops.’
Oh, wait a minute, what’s this?
‘Presumably, he exposes his bottom (as he sets off to rape Gilda) to disguise shortcomings at the top of his tenor.’
Separated at birth, were they?
Could we name any other members of the band?