We have shown you some of the worst classical efforts and, yes, they are truly excruciating.
But this Russian collector has come up with a set of covers that will strain your credulity to snapping point.
Here are some of the more printable ones:
I just shot my artist
I’m about to strangle the next artist
At last, an artist who makes no wardrobe demands
… and loves animals…
Sheet! what has she done to my parrot?
Enjoy the complete series here