You may well decide that the press release below was written by extra-terrestials. It has no purpose or meaning fathomable by the human brain. You may also decide that the two figures in the picture below are posed zombies. As for the headline, it’s heading straight for the Science Museum.
Press Statement Attributable to the Spokesperson for The UN High-Representative for the Alliance of Civilizations: The UN High-Representative for AoC Meets with Musical Ambassador Renée Fleming”
You might now like to ask why, when hundreds of children are dying daily in Syria, does the United Nations waste its time and our money on photocalls for its freeloaders with hardworking opera singers. Renee, what tf are you doing here?
Read the full release here.