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She can Swank it at the Vienna ball, but would she pass the censors at the Grammies?

Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples says the CBS instruction manual to the music industry’s biggest night in the calendar.

Well, the paps checked out the dress code last night at the Vienna Opera ball.

Actress Hilary Swank, the headline attraction, was comparatively decorous in see-through silvery nets…


but we’re not sure if Oscar winner Mira Sorvino (with husband) would get past the other CBS stricture: under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Tricky issues involved. Will CBS employ a doorkeeper to check the undersides?

mira sorvino

photos (c) used in small, low-res size for the purpose of critical discussion.

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  1. For Hillary, a pair of boxing gloves to cover the exposed area, and for Mira a padded cotton Mao jacket to make her look more unisex and just plain matronly.

  2. Mira’s husband obviously clueless as to how to wear tails! :)

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