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Wallander goes to Gaza

The Swedish detective series Wallander is a contemporary television phenomenon. Each episode is 90 minutes long, panning slowly across a grey landscape with a music track that gets more morose by the minim. The tension rises by imperceptible notches to a point where my teeth sink into the armchair. There is nothing like it in television drama, at least in the Swedish original (a British remake, with Kenneth Branagh as the world-weary detective, paled by comparison). Much of … [Read more...]

Germany’s Singing Nun?

Germany's rare victory in the Eurovision Song Contest - its second in 55 years - was predicted last Monday by the UK trade magazine, Music Week. Good call. An MW feature on the reviving German music market tipped Lena Meyer-Landrut, a Universal-signed number one hit in six countries, to grab the crown. Google and Der Spiegel also claimed prescience. Once she finishes school-leaving exams this summer, Lena, 19,  wants to act. That seems a good career move, because … [Read more...]

Artists I’d Like to Kick – 3

Given that it's illegal to sell a polyester shirt as silk, I struggle to understand why so many record companies think it's okay to push out pop trash on their classical labels. And then they have the effrontery to be amazed when those labels lose their once-loyal public. The history of crossover is short and nasty. It began in the 1990s when the CD boom faded and most shops still had classical shelves. Fill those racks with more popular material, ran the argument, and you maintain … [Read more...]

Tom Cruise introduces Melvyn Bragg

Walking down the South Bank last night to the funeral of arts broadcasting on British commercial television, I tripped over a red carpet and asked WTF it was there for. National Movie Awards, apparently. This is where people who go to multiplexes get to nominate their favourite heart-throbs and win a chance of attending the ceremony. As I am digesting this information, a limo draws up and Tom Cruise comes walking towards me. Some women start screaming and a clutch … [Read more...]

Artists I’d Like to Kick – the second list

All day long, people have been volunteering entries for the list of musicians who should never be allowed back on a classical label. Adding to the first ten I named, here's a second crossover sin bin from a wide range of readers:   11 Katherine Jenkins - how could I forget the 'opera singer' who cannot sing an opera? 12 Bocellism - as one wit refers to him. 13 Ex-advertising composer Karl Jenkins 14 Publishing dynast composer Ludovico Einaudi  15 Somebody known as Rhydian 16 … [Read more...]

Artists I’d like to kick

Several respondents to yesterday's post called for a clean-up campaign of record labels that put out non-classical material under a classical banner. I share their view. When I go to a vegetarian restaurant, I don't want to find chicken livers in my lasagna. They may be perfectly good livers, yielded by the happiest and most willing chicks, but if the sign outside says vegetarian that's what it ought to be - and, if it ain't, there are laws that deal with people who pass one thing off … [Read more...]

Close-season signings

Quicker than Barcelona with Fabregas or Beckham when a camera's pointing his way, the London Philharmonic Orchestra has locked its two conductors into long contract renewals. Vladimir Jurowski has signed on til mid-2015 and Yannick Nézét-Séguin til mid-2014. This is good business all round. The rising Juro, 38, also music director at Glyndebourne, is attracting lots of US interest. Yannick N-S, 35, is music director in Rotterdam and the first Canadian baton to win … [Read more...]

Lies, damned lies and… record charts

My first university lecture in Sociology, long ago, dealt with the official abuse of data and quoted Mark Twain's famous aphorism (which he attributed dubiously to Benjamin Disraeli): 'There are lies, damned lies and statistics'. The account of UK classical record sales in 2009 from the British Phonographic Industry (BPI) calls that admonition gloomily to mind. If you believe the BPI, two Universal labels now command more than half the UK market. Deutsche Grammophon … [Read more...]

Who’s the next Abbado?

Claudio Abbado has been admitted to a clinic in Berlin for treatment that is likely to last several weeks, according to his doctor's statement. The conductor, 76, had a large part of his stomach removed a decade ago in the course of cancer treatment, shortly after stepping down as chief conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic. His musical recovery has been miraculous and his Mahler performances with his own hand-picked orchestra at the Lucerne summer festival have been a cultural … [Read more...]

Getting to know Angela Merkin

It was a cheap and hackneyed way of filling three pages. After the new Tory culture secretary Jeremy Hunt made his inaugural speech, the Guardian newspaper asked heads of UK arts institutions to respond. All did so in the same fawning tones as they used only last month with the outgoing Labour secretary - and you can hardly blame them since a large chunk of their budget is dependent on government whim. The lone exception was Liz Forgan, chair of Arts Council England, who nannyingly … [Read more...]

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