SLAPSTICK YODEL

QUOTE OF THE MONTH, BELLS ON

From Frank Kogan's new collection REAL PUNKS DON'T WEAR BLACK (Georgia): "Rock criticism is built on unintelligible cross-references..."

NIGHT EDITOR

"No peg, no larger social issue (except random murder?), no point, really, we'll pose it as a whopping tale but it's really more shaggy dog... Page One good for you?

"Okay, but BELOW THE FOLD, we are the GREY LADY OF RECORD YOU KNOW!!!!"