Supercilious wordsmiths acquisitive of notoreity for capacious lexicons cogitate upon thesauri, deploying locutions whose signification is superannuated at best and preposterous at worst. An injudicious cupidity for exactitude recoils upon the oblivious dilettante, engendering nebulae of Latinate verbiage uncongenial to the conveyance of rumination. In such connections, a canny scribe should optate in favor of availing himself of colloquial Anglo-Saxon nomenclature.
-- Adam Kotsko
"My profiency with palaver is unparalleled. Scrutinize my incomparable prose if you don't accredit me!"
The ensuing evening his educator ensconces himself at his trestle to assess his august pupil's critique. After he appraises it he thrusts his extremities on his coutenance. He again cognizes that graduands should not be sanctioned to retain Roget's opus because proprietorship of aforementioned reprehensible receptacle of lexical surrogates elicits maximal keening from all preceptors.
"Why!" the mentor declaims at his articulatory apex. "Why must charges importune their prose with exorbitant diction?"
Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary!
-- Homer Simpson
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